Quote: Originally posted by AlwaysGettingHaxed @Oct 3 2016, 01:07 PMEverything alright Secord. Haven't seen your name pop up in a long time, and now that I have you are giving away $37 million. Something doesn't add up here in a positive way.
Nothing wrong with being charitable you dick
Yngve "Oskar" Simonsson || Left Wing || Seattle Argonauts || Name: Yngve Simonsson (aka. Oskar Simonsson) Age: 20 Height: 5'10" Weight: 180 Birthplace: Luleå, Sweden Number: 26 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: S58 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 22 | P: 47 | +/-: -42 | PIMS: 21 | Shots: 170 S59 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 23 | P: 36 | +/-: -22 | PIMS: 20 | Shots: 150 S60 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 20 | P: 29 | +/-: -34 | PIMS: 22 | Shots: 158 S61 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 31 | P: 52 | +/-: +22 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 188 S62 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 28 | P: 43 | +/-: -17 | PIMS: 8 | Shots: 182 S63 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 19 | P: 43 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 193 S64 | SFP | GP: 47 | G: 9 | A: 25 | P: 34 | +/-: +14 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 97 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs Stats: S58 | SFP | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -7 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 20 S59 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 14 S60 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 7 S61 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13 S62 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11 S63 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S55 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/-: -9 | PIMS: 16 | Shots: 95 S56 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 21 | P: 33 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 10 | Shots: 124 S57 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 26 | P: 53 | +/-: 9 | PIMS: 18 | Shots: 203 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs Stats: S55 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 6 S56 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 19 S57 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- WJC Stats S54 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -11 | Shots: 7 S55 | SWE | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 21 S56 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 20 S57 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: +4 | Shots: 31 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Stats S58 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -4 | Shots: 10 S59 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: +5 | Shots: 10 S60 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | PIMS: 10 | +/-: +6 | Shots: 10 S62 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S55 -- Drafted Round 1, 11th Overall by Detroit Falcons S56 -- Drafted Round 1, 7th Overall by San Francisco Pride Signed 3 year, $7,500,000 contract with San Francisco Pride ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Honors S57 -- Named Detroit Falcons Alternate Captain S57 -- SMJHL All-Star S58 -- Named San Francisco Pride Alternate Captain S58 -- Ryan Jesster (Rookie of the Year) Trophy Nominee S58 -- Named to All-Rookie Team Jean-Pierre Gay || Retired || Name: Jean-Pierre Gay Age: 32 Height: 6'6" Weight: 239 lbs Birthplace: Wilcox, SASK, Canada Number: 7 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S43 | COL | GP: 45 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 40 | Hits: 48 | SB: 32 S44 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 12 | P: 18 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 89 | Hits: 107 | SB: 59 S45 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/-: +13 | PIM: 63 | Hits: 113 | SB: 39 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats: S43 | COL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 10 | Hits: 5 | SB: 13 S44 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 34 | Hits: 44 | SB: 18 S45 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 56 | Hits: 35 | SB: 21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: S46 | HAM | GP: 46 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +10 | PIM: 61 | Hits: 125 | SB: 53 S47 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 84 | SB: 35 S48 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 31 | Hits: 65 | SB: 32 S49 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 82 | SB: 75 S50 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +8 | PIM: 71 | Hits: 86 | SB: 56 S51 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 114 | Hits: 131 | SB: 57 S52 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | +/-: -17 | PIM: 78 | Hits: 140 | SB: 62 S53 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 28 | Hits: 52 | SB: 22 S54 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 26 | Hits: 84 | SB: 23 TOT | GP: 446 | G: 8 | A: 68 | P: 76 | +/-: -28 | PIMS: 505 | Hits: 849 | SB: 415 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats: S46 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 38 | SB: 11 S48 | HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 6 | SB: 1 S50 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 4 | SB: 7 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Transactions: S44: Drafted 14th Overall by Hamilton Steelhawks S44: Signed 1 year 2 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S45: Signed 1 year 1 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S46: Signed 3 year 3 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S49: Signed 3 year 6 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S51: Traded to the Texas Renegades from the Hamilton Steelhawks S52: Signed 2 year 4 million dollar contract with Texas Renegades ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Transactions: S43: Drafted 4th Overall by Colorado Raptors Beau Bent || Retired || Name: Beau Bent Position: Centre Age: 46 Height: 6'1" Weight: 205 lbs Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario Number: 20 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S29 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 54 S30 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 33 | P: 54 | +/-: 11 | Shots: 172 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs Stats S29 | KEL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 31 S30 | KEL | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 37 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 14 | P: 23 | +/-: -7 | Shots: 106 S32 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 10| A: 12 | P: 22 | +/-: -15 | Shots: 155 S33 | POR | GP: 7 | G: 3 | A: 0 | P: 3 | +/-: -10 | Shots: 8 S33 | TEX | GP: 43 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: -6 | Shots: 37 S34 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -12 | Shots: 61 S35 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 42 S36 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 4 | P: 11 | +/-: -13 | Shots: 61 S38 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 164 S39 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: +17 | Shots: 151 S40 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 158 S41 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 24 | P: 47 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 175 S42 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 25 | P: 38 | +/-: +2 | Shots: 125 TOT | GP: 550 | G: 131 | A: 149 | P: 280 | +/-: -49 | Shots: 1,243 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NLA Regular Season Stats S37 | DAV | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 13 | P: 29 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 142 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs Stats S34 | TEX | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 6 S35 | TEX | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 7 S36 | TEX | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 21 S40 | TEX | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions SMJHL: Undrafted Signed: Kelowna Knights $2,000,000 (S29) SHL: Undrafted Signed: Signed as Undrafted Free Agent by Portland Admirals Traded: Traded to the Texas Renegades (S33) Released and Loaned by Texas Renegades to HC Davos (S37) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Accomplishments: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team (S31) Named Portland Admirals Captain (S32) Won Challenge Cup With Texas (S36) Matthew Buchesner || Retired || Name: Matthew Buchesner Position: Defense Age: 63 Height: 6'2" Weight: 216 lbs Birthplace: Sacramento, California Number: 55 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S12 | CHI | GP: 39 | G: 4 | A: 16 | P: 20 | PIMS: 34 | +/-: 3 | Hits: 62 | SB: 40 | S13 | VAN | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 13 | SB: 8 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs Stats S12 | CHI | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 19 | SB: 9 | S13 | VAN | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 9 | SB: 3 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S13 | LVK | GP: 49 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 45 | SB: 32 | S14 | LVK | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | PIMS: 40 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 81 | SB: 71 | S15 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | P: 23 | PIMS: 61 | +/-: 5 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 | S16 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 54| +/-: -1 | Hits: 148 | SB: 75 | S17 | SEA | GP: 38 | G: 1 | A: 15 | P: 16 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 95 | SB: 57 | S17 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 12 | +/-: -5 | Hits: 14 | SB: 10 | S18 | EDM | GP: 46 | G: 5 | A: 21 | P: 26 | PIMS: 46 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 84 | SB: 68 | S19 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 15 | P: 17 | PIMS: 36 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 | S20 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 28 | P: 32 | PIMS: 54 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 129 | SB: 55 | S21 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 86 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 127 | SB: 65 | S22 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 119 | SB: 66 | S23 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 79 | +/-: 7 | Hits: 120 | SB: 66 | S24 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 66 | +/-: -4 | Hits: 155 | SB: 62 | TOT | GP: 603 | G: 38 | A: 197 | P: 235 | PIMS: 662 | +/-: 25 | Hits: 1327 | SB: 733 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S17 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: -3 | Hits: 12 | SB: 8 | S18 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 23 | SB: 14 | S21 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 18 | SB: 4 | S22 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 14 | +/-: 1 | Hits: 24 | SB: 15 | S23 | EDM | GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | PIMS: 41 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 46 | SB: 22 | TOT | GP: 57 | G: 5 | A: 15 | P: 20 | PIMS: 85 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 123 | SB: 63 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Coaching Record: S33 | TEX | W: 15 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S34 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 18 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN CONFERENCE FINALS S35 | TEX | W: 26 | L: 19 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS S36 | TEX | W: 29 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | WON CHAMPIONSHIP S37 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS S38 | TEX | W: 19 | L: 27 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S39 | TEX | W: 24 | L: 20 | OTL: 6 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S40 | TEX | W: 32 | L: 12 | OTL: 6 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS S41 | TEX | W: 16 | L: 30 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S42 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted - S12 Chicago Hitmen (4th Overall) Drafted - S13 Las Vegas Kings (2nd Overall) Signed - 3 Year, 12 Million Dollar Contract (S13, Las Vegas) Signed - 2 Year, 5 Million Dollar Contract (S16, Seattle) Traded - Traded to Edmonton (S17) Signed - 3 Year, 9 Million Dollar Contract (S18, Edmonton) Signed - 2 Year, 8.5 Million Dollar Contract (S21, Edmonton) Signed - 3 Year, 4.5 Million Dollar Contract (S23, Edmonton) Retired - S23 Offseason ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Accomplishments: Named Head Coach of Texas Renegades (S33) Challenge Cup, Texas Renegades (S36) Joe McKeil Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Coach) Joe McKeil Trophy (S42) (Leagues Best Coach) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Accomplishments: Jersey Retired by the ST. LOUIS SCARECROWS (CHICAGO HITMEN), #4 (S16) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards: Quilha Agante Trophy (S12) (Leagues Top Defenseman) Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S12) (Most Dedicated) Zach Miller || Retired || Name: Zach Miller Position: Right Wing Age: 69 Height: 5'11" Weight: 184 lbs Birthplace: New Westminster, BC Number: 21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NWJHL Stats Season 5: GP: 40 | G: 34 | A: 31 | P: 65 | PIMS: 81 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 153 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NWJHL Playoff Stats Season 5: GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | PIMS: 15 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 19 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S6 | MIN | GP: 56 | G: 18 | A: 18 | P: 36 | PIMS: 102 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 143 | S7 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 24 | P: 41 | PIMS: 77 | +/-: 16 | Shots: 126 | S8 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 22 | P: 40 | PIMS: 29 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 174 | S9 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | PIMS: 6 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 104 | S10 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 31 | A: 36 | P: 67 | PIM: 18 | +/-: 15 | Shots: 135 | S11 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 30 | A: 34 | P: 64 | PIM: 27 | +/-: 20 | Shots: 125 | S12 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 17 | P: 35 | PIM: 22 | +/-: 5 | Shots: 150 | TOT | GP: 356 | G: 154 | A: 173 | P: 327 | PIM: 281 | +/-: 72 | Shots: 957 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S6 | MIN | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | PIMS: 27 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 32 | S7 | MIN | DNQ S8 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 7 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 37 | S9 | MIN | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | PIM: 2 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 15 | S10 | MIN | GP: 21 | G: 9 | A: 11 | P: 20 | PIM: 6 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 48 | S11 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | PIM: 4 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 34 | S12 | MIN | GP: 18 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P: 18 | PIM: 0 | +/-: 6 | Shots: 58 | TOT | GP: 87 | G: 37 | A: 39 | P: 76 | PIM: 46 | +/-: 18 | Shots: 224 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted - S5 Prince George Firebirds (7th Overall) Drafted - S6 Minnesota Chiefs (4th Overall) Signed - 6 Year, 15 Million Dollar Contract (S8, Minnesota) Retired - S12 Offseason ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Accomplishments: Most Goals (S5) Co-Leader in Points (S5) Captain of the All-Star Team (S5) Hired as Prince George Firebirds Co-GM (S6) Promoted to Prince George Firebirds GM (S8) Award for “Most Dedicated Player” named after Zach Miller GM of the Four Star Cup Winning Team (S8, S20) Jersey Retired by the PRINCE GEORGE FIREBIRDS, #16 (S10) Named SMJHL Commissioner (S10-S17) Hired as St. Louis Scarecrows GM (S18-S23) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Player Awards: Drayson Williams Award Winner (S5) (League Leader in Goals) Aaron Brown Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted by the Fans) Ideen Fallah Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted on by the GM’s) Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S5) (Most Dedicated) Laurifer Trophy (S5, Prince George) (Team with the Best Overall Record) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL GM Awards: Four Star Cup (GM) (S8, Prince George) (Championship Trophy) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S8) (Executive of the Year) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S18) (Executive of the Year) Oriens Trophy (S18) (Eastern Conference Champions) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S19) (Executive of the Year) Oriens Trophy (S19) (Eastern Conference Champions) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S20) (Executive of the Year) Oriens Trophy (S20) (Eastern Conference Champions) Four Star Cup (S20) (Championship Trophy) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Accomplishments: 7 Time SHL All-Star (S6-S12) Promoted to Minnesota Chiefs Head GM (S9) Minnesota Chiefs All-Time Leader in Points (S11-S28) Jersey Retired by the MINNESOTA CHIEFS #21 (S13) Awarded Expansion Team in Season 25 Expansion Portland Admirals GM (S25-S30) Named to SHL Head Office (S32-S34) Named Senior Advisor of the Texas Renegades (S34-S39) Named Assistant General Manager of the Texas Renegades (S39-S44) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards: Ryan Jesster Award Nomination (S6) (Leagues Best Rookie) Jeff Dar Award Nomination (S7) (Best Defensive Forward) Challenge Cup Championship (S10) Challenge Cup Championship (S12) Anton Razov Award Nomination (S12) (MVP Of Playoffs) Damien Littleton Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Executive) Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee (S42) (Leagues Best Executive) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Accomplishments: Team Canada Captain WJC (S6) Team World GM (S7) Named to Team Canada (S8-S12) Named to Team Canada Olympic Team (S10) Bronze Medal Team Canada WJC (S5) Silver Medal Team Canada (S8) Gold Medal Team Canada Olympic Team (S10) Gold Medal Team Canada (S12)
damienj10
Yea but I am certain this is a ploy to trap me in your basement.
But still
I am in
Thx
If this is serious and still a thing, hell yeah I'll take it!
You're in luck. My going rate for adult massages is 37 million SHL dollars.
Eryk Siniskaya || Defense || Unsigned || Timo Haas || Goalie || Los Angeles Panthers || Retired/Hall of Fame
Quote: Originally posted by InciteHysteria @Oct 3 2016, 03:58 PMYou're in luck. My going rate for adult massages is 37 million SHL dollars.
I'll take 2
09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE THE VISSHOUND Age: 36 Height: 5'9" Weight: 178 Number: 09 Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Stats S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 8 || A: 6 || PTS: 14 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 15 S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2 || PIMS: 35 S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04 || A: 04 || PTS: 08 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 22 S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 13 || PTS: 24 || +/- +5 || PIMS: 17 S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 19 || PTS: 31 || +/- +7 || PIMS: 12 S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 34 || PTS: 51 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 12 S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43 || PTS: 70 || +/- +24 || PIMS: 18 S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36 || PTS: 60 || +/- +28 || PIMS: 25 S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34 || PTS: 54 || +/- +30 || PIMS: 4 S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22 || PTS: 45 || +/- +20 || PIMS: 4 S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35 || PTS: 59 || +/- +25 || PIMS: 11 S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44 || PTS: 78 || +/- +36 || PIMS: 38 S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 20 S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45 || PTS: 74 || +/- +32 || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G: 2 [/color]
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SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/- +197 || PIMS: 214 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Stats S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 4 S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/- -1 || PIMS: 2 S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 4 S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 6 S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/- 0 || PIMS: 13 S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 0 S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 0 S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/- -4 || PIMS: 4 S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/- -2 || PIMS: 2 S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/- +3 || PIMS: 9 SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/- -3 || PIMS: 6 SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/- -10 || PIMS: 38 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL S30 STL - 1 Season $3M S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN S31 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M S38 WIN - Opted out S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M S41 WIN - 2 Seasons $6M S43 WIN - 1 Season $5M S44 WIN - 1 Season $5M ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31 S31 USA - IIHF Gold S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR S34 USA - IIHF Gold S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420 S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876 S40 USA - IIHF Gold S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285 S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points) S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans) S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- || Sojan Sviser Age: 38 Height: 5'11" Weight: 268 Number: 44 Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri [font=Arial]----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 || ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Post Season History S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1 S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1 S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2 TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S35 COL Hired As Co-GM S39 COL Relived As Co-GM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awards: S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner
3 pages and nobody has offered me a reach around. SHL continues to disappoint.
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Quote: Originally posted by Secord @Oct 3 2016, 06:10 PM3 pages and nobody has offered me a reach around. SHL continues to disappoint.
I assumed we were past that.
Quote: Originally posted by Secord @Oct 3 2016, 03:10 PM3 pages and nobody has offered me a reach around. SHL continues to disappoint.
I said please
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I mean I could beg, but wheres the fun in that. Instead I will offer you the once in a life time opportunity to officially "shake it off" with Taylor Swift. For a simple fee of 37 million SHL dollars, you YES YOU can enter into a kiddie pool with T swizzle, as she is covered in whipped cream where the both of you will 'shake it off' as she donates the funds to Horace Mann.
Please send the Cheque to PO. BOX Rabidsponge21 to handle all the money related issues. Thank you. <a href='index.php?showuser=40' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>Secord</a>
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Quote: Originally posted by Secord @Oct 3 2016, 04:31 PMAnybody want 37 million?
Give it to your Newfie buddy
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