I already think about the new name of my future third player

in moment that is my favourite:

Asshole McZehrl
born in Darmstadt ---> in english: Intestine-City

Chris McZehrl III - Texas Renegades
Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada

Chewie McZehrl

hewoe

Originally posted by Chewbacca@Sep 24 2016, 11:22 AM
Chewie McZehrl

:o :-?

Chris McZehrl III - Texas Renegades
Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada

good one

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

Originally posted by Baelor Swift@Sep 24 2016, 11:56 AM
good one

maybe double prename?

German Asshole McZehrl

??? :-?

Chris McZehrl III - Texas Renegades
Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada

Ou ffs stop beeing Eggy and make everything about you

Originally posted by Chris-McZehrl@Sep 24 2016, 09:10 AM
I already think about the new name of my future third player

in moment that is my favourite:

Asshole McZehrl
born in Darmstadt ---> in english: Intestine-City

I would tweak this name a little bit and go with - Arse McZehrl

Danila "DAN" Zhernov #9 || D || Kelowna Knights || 419 TPE
Name: Danila Zhernov
Nationality: Ukrainian
Age: 18
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 9
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Regular Season Stats
S50 (KEL) : GP: 50, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: -4, PIMS: 22, H: 40, SB: 52
S51 (KEL) : GP: 50, G: 4, A: 29, P: 33, +/-: +3, PIMS: 52, H: 84, SB: 61
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Playoff Stats
S50 (KEL) : GP: 6, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, PIMS: 4, H: 6, SB: 7[/pbl]
S50 (KEL) : GP: 20, G: 2, A: 9, P: 11, +/-: 0, PIMS: 22, H: 33, SB: 30[/pbl]
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Career History
S49 WJC Bronze Medalist with Team World
S50 SMJHL Entry draft - Round 3 - Overall 24th pick by Kelowna Knights
S50 Regular season ranked 9th with Kelowna Knights
S51 SHL Draft - Round 3 - Overall 23rd pick by Edmonton Blizzard
S51 Joined Team Switzerland of IIHF
S51 IIHF silver medalist with Team Switzerland
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Bank Account: unknown


- Player Page - Update Page -

Hans Zucker #81 || RW || Montreal Militia || Retired (S45 - S49)
Name: Hans Zucker
Nationality: Belgian
Age: 22
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 81
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Regular Season Stats
S45 (MTL) : GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -14, PIMS: 16, H: 41, SB: 7
S46 (MTL) : GP: 50, G: 9, A: 9, P: 18, +/-: +11, PIMS: 2, H: 15, SB: 3
S47 (MTL) : GP: 50, G: 8, A: 7, P: 15, +/-: +7, PIMS: 10, H: 22, SB: 1
S48 (MTL) : GP: 50, G: 6, A: 3, P: 9, +/-: +1, PIMS: 10, H: 21, SB: 3
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Playoff Stats
S45 (MTL) : GP: 6, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: +1, PIMS: 0, H: 2, SB: 1
S46 (MTL) : GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 4, H: 18, SB: 1
S47 (MTL) : GP: 19, G: 4, A: 1, P: 5, +/-: +6, PIMS: 0, H: 13, SB: 2
S48 (MTL) : GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -2, PIMS: 4, H: 2, SB: 1
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Career History
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Bank Account: unknown

Teodors Cukurs #14 || C || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired (S31 - S45)
Name: Teodors Cukurs
Nationality: Latvian
Age: 26
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 14
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Regular Season Stats
S31 (PGF) : GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -6, PIMS: 33, H: 47, SB: 9, FO%: 53.71%
S32 (PGF) : GP: 50, G: 9, A: 22, P: 31, +/-: 0, PIMS: 23, H: 49, SB: 9, FO%: 57.41%
S33 (PGF) : GP: 50, G: 17, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: +8, PIMS: 30, H: 72, SB: 12, FO%: 53.29%
S34 (SEA) : GP: 50, G: 8, A: 10, P: 18, +/-: +3, PIMS: 11, H: 30, SB: 3, FO%: 51.30%
S35 (SEA) : GP: 50, G: 8, A: 10, P: 18, +/-: -11, PIMS: 19, H: 39, SB: 5, FO%: 50.30%
S36 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 12, A: 19, P: 31, +/-: -21, PIMS: 20, H: 27, SB: 10, FO%: 50.99%
S37 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 19, A: 27, P: 46, +/-: -11, PIMS: 17, H: 72, SB: 11, FO%: 52.08%
S38 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 17, A: 29, P: 46, +/-: -14, PIMS: 18, H: 44, SB: 19, FO%: 55.26%
S39 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/-: -3, PIMS: 13, H: 32, SB: 18, FO%: 52.80%
S40 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 14, A: 20, P: 34, +/-: +15, PIMS: 32, H: 35, SB: 9, FO%: 53.24%
S41 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: -2, PIMS: 36, H: 78, SB: 14, FO%: 55.03%
S42 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 17, A: 28, P: 45, +/-: 6, PIMS: 22, H: 80, SB: 12, FO%: 55.15%
S43 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 17, A: 23, P: 40, +/-: 0, PIMS: 22, H: 100, SB: 10, FO%: 57.94%
S44 (EDM) : GP: 50, G: 14, A: 27, P: 41, +/-: 21, PIMS: 20, H: 87, SB: 11, FO%: 55.61%
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Playoff Stats
S31 (PGF) : GP: 4, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 2, H: 5, SB: 0, FO%: 58.88%
S32 (PGF) : GP: 11, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: +5, PIMS: 8, H: 12, SB: 2, FO%: 56.07%
S33 (PGF) : GP: 7, G: 0, A: 8, P: 8, +/-: +4, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 2, FO%: 62.19%
S39 (EDM) : GP: 7, G: 0, A: 7, P: 7, +/-: +0, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 2, FO%: 50.00%
S40 (EDM) : GP: 7, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, PIMS: 2, H: 9, SB: 12, FO%: 58.46%
S41 (EDM) : GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: +1, PIMS: 6, H: 15, SB: 2, FO%: 51.69%
S42 (EDM) : GP: 11, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: +1, PIMS: 6, H: 22, SB: 2, FO%: 51.41%
S44 (EDM) : GP: 11, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: +3, PIMS: 4, H: 8, SB: 3, FO%: 54.10%
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Career History
S31: 2nd overall pick in S31 SMJHL draft by Prince George Firebirds
S31: #1 Rookie by points (31 points) in SMJHL
S32: 4th overall pick in S32 SHL draft by Portland Admirals
S32: #1 Center by FO% won (57.41%) in SMJHL
S32: Voted to be a GM of a Fantasy Series Team
S32: Won the Fantasy Series with Kursk Anthon's Russian Dumplings
S34: Traded from Portland Admirals to Seattle Riot
S36: Traded from Seattle Riot to Edmonton Blizzard
S37: Received Aidan Richan Trophy
S40: #1 Center by FO% won (58.46%) in SHL Playoffs
S45: Retired
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Bank Account: unknown

No balls McZ imo

Originally posted by McJesus@Sep 24 2016, 04:22 PM
No balls McZ imo

for what I need them? I have my kid :lol:

and still eat some balls! Hallsy how is it without ballsy? all ok or I should rent you some?

Chris McZehrl III - Texas Renegades
Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada

Zarley "Balls" McZerhl

Originally posted by Chris-McZehrl@Sep 24 2016, 07:26 AM


for what I need them? I have my kid :lol:

and still eat some balls! Hallsy how is it without ballsy? all ok or I should rent you some?

Why would i eat balls. Also i has balls

The most overrated dynasty ever, amirite guys?

Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208), All-Time Assists Leader (765)*, All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587), All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile | Update Thread


Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs
Age: 41
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 2
Player Type: TWD
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43)
MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807
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SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41)
MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234
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IIHF Statistics (S21-S38)
SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325
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International Awards
IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29)
IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35)
IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23)
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Transactions
S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact
S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs
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Notable Events
S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S24 | 4th in Assists
S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S26 | 1st in Assists
S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes
S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals
S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals
S29 | 4th in Assists
S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points
S30 | 4th in Assists
S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots
S31 | 2nd in Assists
S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points
S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots
S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals
S34 | 4th in Assists
S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points
S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points
S36 | 4th in Assists
S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots
S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points
S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S37 | T-3rd in Assists
S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points
S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus
S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals
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SHL All-Star Selections
9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40)
2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34)
2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32)
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SHL Awards
5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27)
Aidan Richan Trophy (S24)
1x Challenge Cup (S39)
5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36)
1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31)
3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40)
1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40)


Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers
Age: 16
Height: 6'-4"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 17
Player Type: SNP
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-)
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SHL Playoff Statistics (--)
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IIHF Statistics (--)
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International Awards
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Transactions
S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers
S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers

Originally posted by ArGarBarGar@Sep 24 2016, 11:30 AM
The most overrated dynasty ever, amirite guys?

But VLAD is already best Rage player of all time... right?

Bust McZehrl
Scrub McZehrl
Cancer McZehrl
Cunt McZehrl
Bitch McZehrl
Slut McZehrl
Hooker McZehrl


that wont be easy :-?

Chris McZehrl III - Texas Renegades
Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada

Never Comes off the ice Mcz?
60% 0-0-5 McZ?

Nicholas Pedersen || Calgary Dragons || S20 || 5 Time Cup Winner || 8th All Time Scoring List || S46 HOF Class
Name: Nicholas Pedersen
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S27 S29  S32 S40 Challenge Cup Winner
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Highlights:
IIHF - UK Team Member - Gold/Silver/Bronze Medal Winner
Drafted in the 8th Round (44th overall) by the Detroit Falcons
Drafted 42nd Overall by Toronto in S20 Draft
S20 2nd All Time Leading Scorer - 850+ Points
8th on SHL All Time Scoring List 869 Points Scored
Missed Playoffs 1 Time in Career
Elected to the Hall of Fame's S46 Class


Nicky Pedersen Jr. || F || Calgary Dragons|| S42 || 1557 TPE|| 4Star Cup/SHL CUP/IIHF Gold Medal Winner
Name: Nicky Pedersen Jr.
Height: 6'4
Weight: 230
Birthplace: Ridgebury, CT
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Drafted 31st in S42 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 14th in S43 SHL Draft by Calgary
S44 4 Star Cup Champion
Scored 1st Career SHL Goal in 1st Game Played
1st Multipoint Game in 7th Game of Career
S50 SHL Cup Champion
S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner - Scored GWG in Double OT