C - Harper Wright:
$2,000,000

G - Patrick Diehl:
$2,000,000

D - Otto Lahti:
$2,000,000

D - Aaron Crawford:
$2,000,000

C/LW - Jack Bubbles:
$2,000,000

G - Blowjob Jesus Jr:
$2,000,000


inactive signings..

Edvins Berzins: $1,000,000
Kaspars Berzins: $1,000,000
Brock Bailey: $500,000
Jeremy Anderson: $500,000
Joe Gray: $500,000
Hogan Miller: $500,000

KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kari Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 185 lbs
NUMBER: 33
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6
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KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 19
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SHL CAREER STATS
S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75
S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94
S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130
S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162
S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183
S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210
S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131
S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115
S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138
S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72
S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19
TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 LAP: DNQ
S26 LAP: DNQ
S27 LAP: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15
S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38
S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23
S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4
S36 LAP: DNQ
S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35
TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115
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TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED
NAME: Tatu Mäkelä
BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland
HEIGHT: 5'11"
WEIGHT: 180 lbs
NUMBER: 65
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SHL CAREER STATS
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50
S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71
S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98
TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 BUF: DNQ
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8
S44 BUF: DNQ
S45 BUF: DNQ
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8
S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12
S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11
S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26
S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13
TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176
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KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED
NAME: Kolja Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 225 lbs
NUMBER: 8
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0
S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37
S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24
S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71
S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70
TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S53 DET: DNP
S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3
S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0
S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7
S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34
TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44
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KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED
NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 69
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SHL CAREER STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134
S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194
S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148
S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212
S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230
S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326
S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269
S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297
S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257
S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281
S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305
S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164
TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263
SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24
S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25
S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33
S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41
S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62
S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75
S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13
S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25
S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97
S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25
S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33
S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37
TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559
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KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | SEATTLE ARGONAUTS
NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor
HEIGHT: 6'6"
WEIGHT: 240 lbs
NUMBER: 75
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114
S76 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 21, P: 38, +/-: -10, SH: 193, H: 74, SB: 130

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27
S76 DET: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -2, SH: 8, H: 8, SB: 8
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Yup, I signed.

Accept

Perry Fields | RD | Anchorage Armada | 283 TPE |
Number: 45
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
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SHL Playoff Statistics
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Transactions
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Awards/Honours
TBD


Rocco Berni | C | Retired | 1290 TPE |
Birthdate: April 15, 2001
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 83
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S51 | ANA | 3 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -1 | FO %: 00.00%
S52 | KEL | 50 GP | 6 G | 16 A | 22 P | 23 PIM | +/-: -3 | FO %: 45.48%
S53 | KEL | 49 GP | 7 G | 25 A | 32 P | 12 PIM | +/-: +6 | FO %: 55.50%
S54 | KEL | 50 GP | 15 G | 32 A | 47 P | 38 PIM | +/-: +25 | FO %: 56.60%
S55 | KEL | 50 GP | 12 G | 21 A | 33 P | 32 PIM | +/-: +2 | FO %: 57.40%
Career | 202 GP | 40 G | 94 A | 134 P | 105 PIM |
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S51 | ANA | 14 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -1 |
S52 | KEL | 13 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | 14 PIM | +/-: -7 |
S53 | KEL | 15 GP | 0 G | 9 A | 9 P | 6 PIM | +/-: -4 |
S54 | KEL | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 2 PIM | +/-: +0 |
S55 | KEL | 17 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | 2 PIM | +/-: -3 |
Career | 71 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | 24 PIM |
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S56 | MIN | 50 GP | 8 G | 17 A | 25 P | 14 PIM | +/-: -26 | FO %: 57.50%
S57 | MIN | 66 GP | 13 G | 32 A | 45 P | 48 PIM | +/-: -15 | FO %: 53.02%
S58 | MIN | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM | +/-: +0 | FO %: 00.00%
Career | 116 GP | 21 G | 49 A | 70 P | 62 PIM |
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S56 | MIN | MISSED PLAYOFFS
S57 | MIN | MISSED PLAYOFFS
S58 | MIN | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM | +/-: +0 | FO %: 00.00%
Career | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM |
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Transactions
S51 - Signed $1M contract with Anaheim Outlaws
S52 - Drafted 9th overall to the Kelowna Knights
S53 - Drafted 20th overall to the Minnesota Chiefs
S53 - Signed 3 season, $3M contract with Minnesota Chiefs
S55 - Extended 3 seasons, $4.5M with Minnesota Chiefs
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Awards/Honours
S54 - SMJHL All-Star (2nd Team)


Griffin Simons | C | Hall of Famer | 1351 TPE |
Birthdate: August 25, 1995
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 5
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S19 | MTL | 40 GP | 11 G | 22 A | 33 P | 12 PIM | +/-: +9 | FO %: 49.03% |
S20 | MTL | 19 GP | 7 G | 15 A | 22 P | 4 PIM | +/-: +5 | FO %: 57.17 % |
Career | 59 GP | 18 G | 37 A | 55 P | 16 PIM |
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S19 | MTL | 5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | 4 PIM |
S20 | MTL | 6 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | 2 PIM |
Career | 11 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | 6 PIM |
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S21 | HAM | 52 GP | 12 G | 35 A | 47 P | 2 PIM | +/-:  -1 | FO %: 49.22% |
S22 | HAM | 52 GP | 11 G | 30 A | 41 P | 22 PIM | +/-: -6 | FO %: 49.41% |
S23 | HAM | 52 GP | 13 G | 29 A | 42 P | 0 PIM | +/-: +13 | FO %: 52.78% |
S24 | HAM | 52 GP | 24 G | 31 A | 55 P | 19 PIM | +/-: +21 | FO %: 51.26% |
S25 | HAM | 50 GP | 17 G | 20 A | 37 P | 11 PIM | +/-: +2 | FO %: 53.31% |
S26 | HAM | 50 GP | 9 G | 38 A | 47 P | 33 PIM | +/-: -18 | FO %: 53.83% |
S27 | HAM | 50 GP | 22 G | 30 A | 52 P | 17 PIM | +/-: +2 | FO %: 52.12% |
S28 | HAM | 50 GP | 16 G | 34 A | 50 P | 34 PIM | +/-: +3 | FO %: 52.82% |
S29 | HAM | 50 GP | 25 G | 33 A | 58 P | 7 PIM | +/-: +13 | FO %: 57.73% |
S30 | TOR | 50 GP | 22 G | 23 A | 45 P | 22 PIM | +/-: +10 | FO %: 51.32% |
S31 | MIN | 50 GP | 22 G | 32 A | 54 P | 11 PIM | +/-: +18 | FO %: N/A |
S32 | MIN | 50 GP | 15 G | 20 A | 35 P | 8 PIM | +/-: -8 | FO %: N/A |
Career | 608 GP | 208 G | 355 A | 563P | 186 PIM |
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S21 | HAM | 18 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -3 | FO %: 48.65% |
S22 | HAM | MISSED PLAYOFFS
S23 | HAM | 7 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -1 | FO %: 54.20% |
S24 | HAM | 18 GP | 7 G | 18 A | 25 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -4 | FO %: 51.87% |
S25 | HAM | 5 GP| 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 5 PIM | +/-: -3 | FO %: 48.13%
S26 | HAM | 15 GP | 12 G | 12 A | 24 P | 5 PIM | +/-: +11 | FO %: 52.98% |
S27 | HAM | 17 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | 5 PIM | +/-: -5 | FO %: 49.30% |
S28 | HAM | 12 GP | 7 G | 7 A | 14 P |  0 PIM | +/-: +1 | FO %: 55.81% |
S29 | HAM | 19 GP | 12 G | 16 A | 28 P |  0 PIM | +/-: +15 | FO %: 53.13% |
S30 | TOR | MISSED PLAYOFFS
S31 | MIN | 5 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -3 | FO %: N/A |
S32 | MIN | 7 GP | 1 G | 7 A | 8 P | 4 PIM | +/-: -2 | FO %: N/A |
Career | 123 GP | 51 G | 85 A | 136 P | 19 PIM |
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Transactions
S19 - Drafted 30th Overall in SMJHL Entry Draft by Montreal Impact
S19 - Signed $2M contract with Montreal Impact
S19 - Signs to play internationally with Ireland
S20 - Drafted 36th Overall in SHL Entry Draft by Hamilton Steelhawks
S20 - Signed 2 season, $3M contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S21 - Extended 2 seasons, $3M with Hamilton Steelhawks
S21 - Named Alternate Captain of Hamilton Steelhawks
S22 - Named Alternate Captain of Hamilton Steelhawks
S23 - Extended 4 seasons, $3.5M with Hamilton Steelhawks
S27 - Extended 5 seasons, $2M with Hamilton Steelhawks
S30 - Traded to Toronto North Stars
S31 - Traded to Minnesota Chiefs
S32 - Extended 1 season, $20M with Minnesota Chiefs
S32 - Announced retirement
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Awards/Honours
S19 - Named Assistant Captain of Montreal Impact
S19 - Named to Super Series Rookie Team
S19 - Won Christoph Klose Award (Best Impact Forward)
S19 - Won Armin Brovalchuk Award (Impact MVP Voted by GMs)
S19 - Won Kurtis Hunter Award (Impact MVP Voted by Players)
S19 - Named to SMJHL All-Star Team (3rd Line)
S20 - Named captain of Ireland National Team
S21 - Won Ryan Jesster Award (Top Rookie in SHL)
S24 - Number retired by Montreal Impact
S24 - Named to SHL Eastern All-Star Game Team
S24 - Won Challenge Cup in 7 games vs. LAP
S24 - SHL All-Star (3rd Team)
S24 - Won Anton Razov Award (Playoff MVP)
S25 - Named Captain of Hamilton Steelhawks
S26 - Won Challenge Cup in 4 games vs. SEA
S26 - Won Anton Razov Award (Playoff MVP)
S27 - SHL All-Star (1st Team East)
S29 - Broke SHL Record for most shots in a single season (261)
S29 - SHL All-Star (1st Team)
S31 - SHL All-Star (3rd Team)
S32 - Inducted into Hamilton Steelhawks Hall of Fame
S34 - Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame

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