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CFJ · 03-26-2017, 04:30 PM

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Ready For Grading- 950 words

I can't believe I've gotten to 5 editions of this ridiculous documenting basically Crossfit Jesus sleeping with famous people either by accident or on purpose. I Would like to say thank you to everyone's been reading and supporting this series.

This is one is very special is it features three celebs. One of them is a Rangers Fan based by the fact that she went to a Rangers game as her first hockey game and played Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad at the women is Margot Robbie. And the other one is multi-platinum recording artist Taylor Swift and playboy model and reporter Sara Underwood. We also have SHLers/SMJHLers <a href='index.php?showuser=881' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-13'>Muerto</a> as Wyatt Wollker, Merica as five hole specialist Jimmy Wagner and <a href='index.php?showuser=1371' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>BruinsFanatic100</a> making a return appearance as Cameron Urbowicz.

Where we last off in this series is when Crossfit got his MCL and ACL torn up by the hands of THE GAMEEE URGHHH in set up conjugated by Cena, Nikki Bella, Randy Orton, Jason Visser and HHH. Crossfit's surgery went successful as he's currently recuperating Birmingham, Alabama and frequently making trips back and forth from his home in St.Louis. While staying St.Louis he got phone call from his Manhattan GM Wyatt Wollker asking if he wanted to have a meeting about the future of his career after the horrible accident that took place and also to hang out and hit up a Rangers game as well as the New York Club scene. So Crossfit called up Jimmy Wagner the master of the five hole as well as one of his mentors Cameron Urbowicz as he took care of the rookies the last time they chilled together.

So Crossfit flies to Manhattan paranoid if he's being set up or not after what happened the last time he took up on offer to chill with other people. Crossfit reaches the Manhatten headquarters as he meets up with Wollker to discuss Crossfit's future situation in terms of how long he's going to be out and when he'll get called up to the big time to play with the Rage. Crossfit's regiment at the moment has him rehabbing 2 to 4 times a day which is crazy in that he's only required to do it once a day, but he really wants to help St.Louis next season as the gearing up for a push to the playoffs as he's settling for no less then helping the Crows make it to the playoffs after missing the playoffs for two season in a row as no team has done that in SMJHL history. Crossfit guaren damn tee's that he'll back just before the preseason ends for the team.

Wollker's very happy with news as he tells Crossfit then he'll be on the Rage sooner then expected. And he said he some special guests at the Rangers game that really want to meet the infamous Crossfit Jesus and his friends. Wollker and the rest of the game head into a taxi down to Penn Station and MSG where the Bruins play the Rangers. Wollker got box seats and once Crossfit and the boys get to the box seasts there met by Taylor Swift's posse minus Selena Gomez as she unfortunately couldn't make the game as she was busy with very important projects, Margot Robbie and Sara Underwood who Jimmy Wagner has a huge crush on.

As the game progresses Cam being the only Bruins fan in the box area that is sort of being a party pooper as he's fanboying to the fact the Bruins are winning the game. Everyone's a fun time especially Crossfit and Margot Robbie even thought Margot's recently married she really doesn't care as she's full on flirting with Crossfit with her husband not being there. Wollker wooing works as him and Taylor part away from the after party held by Taylor Swift. Cam decides to leave early as he's really down on the Bruins losing. We now turn to Jimmy Wagner as he's making out with Sara Underwood as they show their affectionate PDA to the entire club as they leave and crash into a near by hotel to finish what they started. As the party starts to come to a close Margot wispers in the ear of Crossfit, telling her to come over to her suite. Both drunk as a sailor go through with it.

Now this is the part where it's NSFW so if your reading this work please concentrate at work and school and save this part for later. Back to the story, Margot tells Crossfit to sit down and close your eyes and she's going to strip into something nice for Crossfit to undress. As Margot tells Crossfit to open his eyes she's in Crossfit's St.Louis jersey and lingerie underneath. They have the most passionate meaningless sex ever as Margot is moaning in pleasure channelling her inner Harley Quinn as she's asking for Crossfit for more and more and Crossfit give the best he's got considering he's injured. The two are in the HeartBreak Kid's "UP ALL NIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" as the story ends there, as Crossfit and Margot are dead tired from sleeping with each other as they promise to not tell what happened between each other to anybody ever.

Did you guys like it? FYI, I create these stories in one go as I have no drafts compiling of this which it makes it even more funnier. Leave suggestions down below of what you want to see next and who want to see next, please let me know as I haven't decided on who I'm going to use besides <a href='index.php?showuser=2310' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-10'>JKortesi81</a>. Thank you reading and I hope I made you laugh in this edition of Space Mountain 2.0.

Thanks to prettyburn, TML, Carpy, JNH, Jepox, Engi, Karey, Flappy, Skolpadder, Mook, DollarAndADream, Smirnov and Toe for the sigs.

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Merica · 03-26-2017, 05:08 PM

Beautiful

Muerto · 03-26-2017, 05:12 PM

CFJ making Manhattan a party town again

But ...

Wagner hanging out with the Rage?

Is this a draft possibility???

Also T. Swift? Yeah, she is ALL that!!

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