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#46

Quote:Originally posted by Thor@Jul 16 2016, 10:34 PM
- New England is into horse porn

that's news to me.

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#47

Quote:Originally posted by wikiplaysgames@Jul 16 2016, 07:38 PM




Oh this reminds me


You need to know that people donated to the SHL and some dude named xdpark stole all that money.



Not srs though :ph34r:
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First of all I just want to thank the teams that I communicated with. There were some great offers and intriguing suggestions from several different teams but ultimately I had a tough decision to make as to what to do with the rest of my SHL career.

There were a number of things I considered when making this decision.

1) Winning: While my NWJHL career was incredibly successful, I have yet to reach the same level of success with the Nightmare. However, we did get very close! I did take winning into consideration when deciding where to sign, though it was not the MOST important reason.

2) Locker room culture: Factoring into my decision was who the people were that were already on the team. Again, this was but one factor in the equation, but one I considered when making my decision.

3) Surprise Factor: While there are some people who don't like surprises, most people want to have at least some of the mystery maintained in situations like this. You generally only get to be a free agent once so why not have a little fun right? However, while part of the surprise was in WHO I would sign with, I also wanted to know that the team I signed with would keep things quiet - and thus maintain trust. A important factor for any player signing with a team. I am proud to say that the team I signed with passed this test with flying colours!

I'll be making the announcement in about a half an hour.

Then he vanished without a trace, trolling every last one of the SHL teams into thinking he was going to be the next top player in the league straight outta compton and where is he now?

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#48

Quote:Originally posted by Nereus@Jul 16 2016, 10:34 PM
S25 GOAT.

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#49

Oh my God Jackscrasher Smile)
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#50

Quote:Originally posted by Nereus@Jul 16 2016, 10:40 PM

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First of all I just want to thank the teams that I communicated with. There were some great offers and intriguing suggestions from several different teams but ultimately I had a tough decision to make as to what to do with the rest of my SHL career.

There were a number of things I considered when making this decision.

1) Winning: While my NWJHL career was incredibly successful, I have yet to reach the same level of success with the Nightmare. However, we did get very close! I did take winning into consideration when deciding where to sign, though it was not the MOST important reason.

2) Locker room culture: Factoring into my decision was who the people were that were already on the team. Again, this was but one factor in the equation, but one I considered when making my decision.

3) Surprise Factor: While there are some people who don't like surprises, most people want to have at least some of the mystery maintained in situations like this. You generally only get to be a free agent once so why not have a little fun right? However, while part of the surprise was in WHO I would sign with, I also wanted to know that the team I signed with would keep things quiet - and thus maintain trust. A important factor for any player signing with a team. I am proud to say that the team I signed with passed this test with flying colours!

I'll be making the announcement in about a half an hour.

Then he vanished without a trace, trolling every last one of the SHL teams into thinking he was going to be the next top player in the league straight outta compton and where is he now?

Real talk.

I am jackcrasher.
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#51

Quote:Originally posted by Thor@Jul 16 2016, 10:44 PM


Real talk.

I am jackcrasher.
plot twist :ph34r:
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#52

Quote:Originally posted by Thor@Jul 16 2016, 09:44 PM


Real talk.

I am jackcrasher.



:o
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#53

I want <a href='index.php?showuser=1722' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-62'>Nereus</a> to have a threesome with me and <a href='index.php?showuser=2015' rel='nofollow' alt='profile link' class='user-tagged mgroup-3'>formx</a> tbh to show everyone that he aint no faggo

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#54

Quote:Originally posted by Thor@Jul 16 2016, 10:44 PM


Real talk.

I am jackcrasher.
Can you prove it?

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#55

Quote:Originally posted by JPL+Jul 16 2016, 10:44 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPL @ Jul 16 2016, 10:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
plot twist&nbsp; :ph34r:[/b]

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Back from the dead bitches. Or am I?

Maybe I'll hype up Thor as the top prospect in the SHL draft, go 1st OA then disappear again.
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#56

Quote:Originally posted by NJBadApple@Jul 16 2016, 09:48 PM

Can you prove it?



You really are fucked up right now aren't you Smile)
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#57

Oh also important



Member named Kit liked to pretend hes drunk (speaking of alcohol), type like hes missing 6 of his 10 fingers, then someone fires him up and he's suddenly sober
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#58

Quote:Originally posted by wikiplaysgames@Jul 16 2016, 10:51 PM

You really are fucked up right now aren't you Smile)
Breh

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#59

Quote:Originally posted by NJBadApple@Jul 16 2016, 10:48 PM

Can you prove it?

Jack ->
Jack the ripper ->
Name given to an unidentified serial killer generally believed to have been active in the largely impoverished areas in and around the Whitechapel district of London in 1888, you know what else London 1888 is? ->
A shitty ass board game ->
You know were board games originated? acient Jiroft ->
You know what culture originated from ancient Jiroft? Helmand culture ->
Where is that from you say? Western Afghanistan ->
Afganistan ->
Afghanistan is famous for one kind of bread, their famous sweet bread Roht ->
What's Roht backwards?


Thor


Thor mother fuckers.


I. Am. Jack.
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#60

Quote:Originally posted by Thor@Jul 16 2016, 09:57 PM


Jack ->
Jack the ripper ->
Name given to an unidentified serial killer generally believed to have been active in the largely impoverished areas in and around the Whitechapel district of London in 1888, you know what else London 1888 is? ->
A shitty ass board game ->
You know were board games originated? acient Jiroft ->
You know what culture originated from ancient Jiroft? Helmand culture ->
Where is that from you say? Western Afghanistan ->
Afganistan ->
Afghanistan is famous for one kind of bread, their famous sweet bread Roht ->
What's Roht backwards?


Thor


Thor mother fuckers.


I. Am. Jack.



To be fair, all of this checks out.
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