Bored at work, so I went down memory lane. Here's all the classics jokes you guys have come to know and love even though you guys say otherwise but i'm pretty sure you're joking at least i hope so i'm sawft.

These were all upvoted by you so it's your fault.

Originally posted by McJesus+Aug 16 2016, 03:04 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (McJesus @ Aug 16 2016, 03:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Eugene Fiest
S31:3,000,000

Now we have all our actives signed to next season.[/b]

Wow I thought HAM had more actives than Fiest.

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Originally posted by Wyatt Night Kez@Aug 16 2016, 01:06 PM<br />I tried to claim Charllyby off waivers, that is his value

When he was on a diet they tried to get Charllyby off wafers.

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Originally posted by r1c3bowl22@Jul 21 2016, 09:40 AM<br />For a second, I thought this said two girls, one cup.

I about almost lost my shit.

you could say the girls did, too!

[2 posts later]

Originally posted by GroupMeIsKindOfOkay@Jul 21 2016, 12:39 PM<br />Wow someone fill me in

you could say the girls did, too!

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Originally posted by Merica@Jun 28 2016, 09:32 AM<br />Well...he is on the north stars...

"gather round, children! there's a shooting star!"

"... it missed"

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Originally posted by Private Snowball@Jun 16 2016, 02:11 PM<br />I am curious, how did you put [the bojo machine] together.

I can tell you how I [i]didn't make it... with the support of all the shl dollars thrown at me

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Originally posted by WannabeFinn@Jun 16 2016, 01:15 PM<br />

Originally posted by Dangles13@Jun 16 2016, 02:13 PM<br />[b]How are you even?

how am I even what[/b]

I guess he thinks you're...

wait for it...

odd

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Originally posted by Allen@May 25 2016, 10:07 AM<br />I guess that depends on the strength of everyone else's PP

allen has weak pp

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Originally posted by Eggy216@Mar 20 2016, 07:39 PM<br />tbh you should just feel sorry that they had to play for PGF.

I heard that once you go Mac you don't go back.

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Originally posted by TheNextGreatOne@Mar 4 2016, 10:34 PM<br />Goddamn it Bojo

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Originally posted by Mac@Mar 4 2016, 05:16 AM<br />Thank you.

Edit: Saw appreciation day thread is being used. Posting over there, someone delete this please

Nope. Everybody point and laugh at Mac.

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[NASCAR Sim League Thread]

+2 Activity Check

TPE: 50-52
Turn Left: 78-79 (+2)

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[I play for the best team in the league.]

Originally posted by Ragnar#sweg( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)@Feb 23 2016, 09:35 AM<br />Suck it.

what league? The TSHL? Tiny Schlong-Having League? Then yeah, I'd agree.

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Originally posted by enigmatic@Feb 22 2016, 08:30 PM<br />I played defense so everybody would get a shot at scoring on you.

said every guy ever HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

... im sorry

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Originally posted by Jesster@Feb 22 2016, 12:23 PM<br />Enjoy your $1M bonus!

Spending it on renaming my username to "Best-ter"

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[Regarding my player editor app]

Originally posted by Dangles13@Feb 20 2016, 01:56 PM<br />Can you edit it to automatically update for me?

do you want me to change your diaper, too?

ooooh it's a stinky winky.

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Originally posted by teztify@Feb 6 2016, 11:41 PM<br />In the interest of math, and I haven't checked the accuracy of the numbers given in your post, but:

2 / 1.5 = 1.333 cups per year.
6 / 4 = 1.50 cups per year.

If we take "a little over" four years to mean, lets say, even as much as 4 months, we still get:

6 / 4.333 = 1.385 cups per year.

that's about 11.08 ounces for those curious

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[Trying to rag on my website skills]

Originally posted by TheNextGreatOne@Jan 22 2016, 03:07 PM<br />Who needs CSS.&nbsp; :ph34r:

i had to set yo mama's <body> max-width: 100% to see her left booty cheek

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[misspelling a word]

Originally posted by Eggy216@Jan 19 2016, 09:37 PM<br />:bison:

fixed.

#GetOnMyGrammarLeague

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[Thread about him leading in posts for the day]

Originally posted by JHS@Jan 13 2016, 08:56 PM<br />yeah but I doubt anyone else has 153 posts (I do)

why don't you use one of those 153 to update your player

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[Geniunley asking for help]

Originally posted by Abdeezy@Jan 7 2016, 12:35 AM<br />How you do?

Just fine

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Originally posted by Raferum@Jan 6 2016, 04:31 PM<br />Common guys we dont have alot of time anymore.

Lets get to 400 gooo!

That's what your mom said.

about orgasms.

in bed.

with your mom.

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[Canadian themed thread]

Originally posted by LatvianBastard@Jan 6 2016, 12:58 PM<br />sorry

*opens door for you*
*apologizes*

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Originally posted by Copenhagen@Dec 31 2015, 11:29 PM<br />@Eggy why is it so big all of a sudden?? lmao

I'll take "Things eggy has never heard" for $400, Trebek.

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Hope y'all had a Merry Christmas!



And have a happy new year!



Bonus behind the scenes attempts.



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(Jingle Bells)

Posting in the thread, in a one-man troll crusade,
Logic out the door, laugh emotes all day () ) )),
Reports counting up, making HO fright,
What fun it is to read all this and watch the people fight!

OOOOOOOH

S-H-L, S-H-L
Sometimes there's hockey!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a shitstorm hockey thread, oooo
S-H-L, S-H-L
Sometimes there's hockey!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a shitstorm hockey thread

Now it's time to sim, so all wait patiently,
for Jack to get online, and rig games for the league,
Oh no gorlab's on, and saw the lastest posts,
Better save all his files before they all end up toast!

OOOOOOOH

S-H-L, S-H-L
Sometimes there's hockey!
Oh, what fun it is to see
a new suspension thread
S-H-L, S-H-L
Sometimes there's hockey!
Oh, what fun it is to see
a new suspension thread

Playoffs going on, but no one seems to care,
There's an argument, so everybody's there,
Can't imagine why, someone would join this site,
Think I'll stick to the LR and post there all damn night!

OOOOOOOH

S-H-L, S-H-L
Sometimes there's hockey!
Oh my god, I can't believe
they're fighting over that
S-H-L, S-H-L
Sometimes there's hockey!
Oh my god, I can't believe
they're fighting over that

HEY!

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[Joester's player thread]

Not even active enough to finish the title. Smh

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Originally posted by Mac@Dec 1 2015, 10:33 PM<br />Wouldn't the hookers come with the BJ'S?

no usually I do. HEYOOOO

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["Hey DC" thread]

Originally posted by grimmsterj@Nov 20 2015, 12:29 PM<br />I hate white people, give me permaban

grimm are you....

(⌐■_■)

alwhite?

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Originally posted by prettyburn@Nov 16 2015, 12:51 PM<br />
No, no, you're supposed to start flipping tables if you're upset about something.

(╯°□°）╯︵ uɹnqʎʇʇǝɹd

Originally posted by prettyburn@Nov 16 2015, 01:05 PM<br />I am not a table&nbsp; <_<

oh sorry

prettyburn ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

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Originally posted by raymond3000@Nov 8 2015, 04:25 PM<br />

Code:

Bojo Biscuit beats up Kristian Eriksson at 1:54 of 3rd period

Not this again

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Originally posted by Banjo@Oct 11 2015, 08:21 PM<br />In an interesting development, Walter White is announcing his frustration with his longtime Minnesota teammates.&nbsp; Below are just some of the countless insults thrown his way.

...
"Hey Bojo" (Instead of Banjo)
...

That's nothing. Most people on this site get me confused with some guy named "Asshole". Pretty frustrating.

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[SHL Logo Concept thread]

Originally posted by BluesBoy71@Sep 18 2015, 06:23 AM<br />Have you tried putting stars on it?

what an odd request

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[About JHS]

Originally posted by R++@Sep 9 2015, 12:53 PM<br />unrelated but man is your sig derping super hard


HUHHHH DERP

i made this one in the smjhl today post but nobody liked it. :((



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Originally posted by Harry@Sep 24 2015, 01:22 PM<br />

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[SHL Advertisement Ideas thread]

Enlarge your TPEnis today

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Originally posted by FourFour@Aug 14 2015, 11:10 AM<br />I officially change my name from Danny Tanner -> GOAT Billi

@All MocK draft people recognize this and change your mock draft accordingly

It's ok nobody should have you in their mocks anyway

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[About working while on the toilet]

Originally posted by r1c3bowl22@Aug 11 2015, 12:33 PM<br />You're quite the multitasker.

I admire that.

You could say... I'm always on the go...

... thank you. thank you.

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Originally posted by Leafs4ever@Jul 30 2015, 01:19 PM<br />The Jets are happy to have Both re-upped for the next couple of seasons.

F Jamers Both
S25: $1.0mil
S26: $1.0mil

both what

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Originally posted by 701@Jul 30 2015, 01:53 PM<br />I'd just like to announce as the richest man on the SHL, fuck u.

you gonna buy a good player now?

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Originally posted by JumpierPegasus@Jul 26 2015, 12:27 AM<br />You guys can't just pretend our problems don't exist by posting pictures of Pushkin

Works for me!!!

I can't hear your relocation comments over the sound of the ooooh's and awwwww's from Pushking photos.



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Originally posted by The_Mazais@Jul 1 2015, 12:54 PM<br />Jack's gone :((

can confirm; jack off

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Originally posted by Mac@Jun 20 2015, 07:06 PM<br />Someone hold me.

Code:

Bojo Biscuit (WKP) for Holding at 7:10pm

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[Just go here for the reference: http://theshl.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=54739]

Originally posted by #NoBradyNoBanner@Jun 10 2015, 11:40 PM<br />shots fired at Kins

shots rehired shortly after

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Originally posted by Midas Whale@May 11 2015, 01:20 PM<br />Evelina loves TEX more than WKP imo

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Originally posted by Tanner@May 6 2015, 03:04 PM<br />*quietly takes notes*

*erases tanner's notes, draws penises*

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Originally posted by Whikadoodle@Apr 17 2015, 02:28 PM<br />

Code:

Bojo Biscuit ejected from game at 11:40 of 1st period

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Originally posted by Trill@Apr 13 2015, 09:22 PM<br />All I'm gonna say regarding this is its not as black and white as that lol

Idk JT sounds pretty white to me

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<!--QuoteBegin-Schmidt[/i]@Feb 5 2015, 01:33 PM
Oh yeah? You and what army? :ph34r:[/quote]

Maybe not an army....

but maybe....

A PLATOOOOOOOOON???

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[Sexual Avatars thunderdome]
idk why the trend is to have sexy ladies as avatars. It'd be like giving other guys boners.

#FirstWangProblems

What a Bojoker this guy is.

Originally posted by MacWitNoK@Aug 16 2016, 03:24 PM
What a [b]Bojoker this guy is.[/b]

what the fuck is this bullshit

Originally posted by Bojo@Aug 16 2016, 12:25 PM


what the fuck is this bullshit

get on my level in gomhl defenseman more like gay man on a fence lool get outta here

sigs by ToeDragon84

You forgot one.



"The West Kendall Platoon."


I'll see myself out.

Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208), All-Time Assists Leader (765)*, All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587), All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile | Update Thread


Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs
Age: 41
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 2
Player Type: TWD
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20)
MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43)
MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807
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SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41)
MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234
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IIHF Statistics (S21-S38)
SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325
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International Awards
IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29)
IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35)
IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23)
-------------------------------
Transactions
S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact
S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs
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Notable Events
S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs
S24 | 4th in Assists
S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S26 | 1st in Assists
S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes
S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points
S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals
S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals
S29 | 4th in Assists
S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points
S30 | 4th in Assists
S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points
S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots
S31 | 2nd in Assists
S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points
S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots
S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots
S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals
S34 | 4th in Assists
S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots
S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points
S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points
S36 | 4th in Assists
S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots
S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points
S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S37 | T-3rd in Assists
S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals
S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points
S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points
S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals
S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus
S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals
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SHL All-Star Selections
9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40)
2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34)
2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32)
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SHL Awards
5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27)
Aidan Richan Trophy (S24)
1x Challenge Cup (S39)
5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36)
1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31)
3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40)
1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40)


Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers
Age: 16
Height: 6'-4"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 17
Player Type: SNP
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47)
VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-)
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SHL Playoff Statistics (--)
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IIHF Statistics (--)
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International Awards
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Transactions
S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers
S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers

I just spent a while dying.

Originally posted by Nereus+Aug 16 2016, 03:27 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nereus @ Aug 16 2016, 03:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->get on my level in gomhl defenseman more like gay man on a fence lool get outta here[/b]

your butthole will be destroyed soon enough don't you worry.

Originally posted by ArGarBarGar@Aug 16 2016, 03:28 PM<br />You forgot one.

"The West Kendall Platoon."

I'll see myself out.

Fixed: Best* Kendall Platoon


<!--QuoteBegin-WhereIsWatkins@Aug 16 2016, 03:28 PM
I just spent a while dying.[/quote]

of laughter I hope

Originally posted by WhereIsWatkins@Aug 16 2016, 04:28 PM
I just spent a while dying.

Yeah, listening to Bojo's jokes are a lot like a slow death.

Jaden Tanner || RD || Calgary Dragons
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 220 lb
Number: 98
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SHL Regular Season:
S74 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: -14 | H: 46 | SB: 98 | GA: 13 | TA: 48
S75 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: -21 | H: 48 | SB: 104 | GA: 17 | TA: 38
S76 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5  | H: 73 | SB: 112 | GA: 21 | TA: 74
S77 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 16 | P: 21 | +/-: -8  | H: 38 | SB: 311 | GA: 21 | TA: 32
S78 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 18 | P: 25 | +/-: 21  | H: 29 | SB: 265 | GA: 8 | TA: 30
S79 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 16 | P: 20 | +/-: 8  | H: 48 | SB: 379 | GA: 25 | TA: 29
S80 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 23 | P: 25 | +/-: 23  | H: 31 | SB: 370 | GA: 19 | TA: 25
S81 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: 29  | H: 35 | SB: 373 | GA: 16 | TA: 21
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SHL Playoffs:
S74 | CGY | DNQ
S75 | CGY | DNQ
S76 | CGY | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -7 | H: 4 | SB: 4 | GA: 0 | TA: 3
S77 | CGY | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | H: 2 | SB: 15 | GA: 0 | TA: 7
S78 | CGY | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -6 | H: 4 | SB: 33 | GA: 2 | TA: 3
S79 | CGY | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 2 | H: 8 | SB: 67 | GA: 5 | TA: 5
S80 | CGY | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 3  | H: 2 | SB: 62 | GA: 5 | TA: 8
S81 | CGY | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 1  | H: 2 | SB: 35 | GA: 2 | TA: 0
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S71 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 23 | P: 26 | +/-: 1 | H: 93 | SB: 112 | GA: 17 | TA: 52
S72 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 25 | P: 30 | +/-: 27 | H: 112 | SB: 86 | GA: 32 | TA: 61
S73 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 21 | P: 22 | +/-: 35 | H: 106 | SB: 91 | GA: 19 | TA: 57
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S70 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | H: 6 | SB: 9 | GA: 4 | TA: 4
S71 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | H: 11 | SB: 4 | GA: 3 | TA: 8
S72 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | H: 9 | SB: 4 | GA: 1 | TA: 6
S73 | VAN | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 1 | H: 14 | SB: 18 | GA: 6 | TA: 15
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SHL Record Holder: SB in a season - 379
Jakob Tanner || HoF Goalie || HoF GM
4x Challenge Cup (S24, S26, S30, S31)
1x IIHF Gold (S23, Ireland)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S29)
1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30)
1x John McBride Trophy (S29)
1x Anton Razov Trophy (S30)
1x Mike Honcho Trophy (S29)
1x John McBride Nominee (S30)
2x Joe McKeil Award (S24, S35)

After having read through all this and feeling a little piece of my soul dying, I would like to announce my immediate trade demand. :facepalm:

Originally posted by Slappydoodle@Aug 16 2016, 12:36 PM
After having read through all this and feeling a little piece of my soul dying, I would like to announce my immediate trade demand. :facepalm:

sigs by ToeDragon84

Originally posted by Tanner+Aug 16 2016, 03:35 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tanner @ Aug 16 2016, 03:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Yeah, listening to Bojo's jokes are a lot like a slow death.[/b]

"Bojo's jokes are deadly great" - Tanner 2016



<!--QuoteBegin-Slappydoodle@Aug 16 2016, 03:36 PM
After having read through all this and feeling a little piece of my soul dying, I would like to announce my immediate trade demand. :facepalm:[/quote]

When are you announcing it. As a gm I should know

jeez Bojo, never change, please

All of this over responding to GOMHL stuff

Originally posted by GCool@Aug 16 2016, 04:00 PM
All of this over responding to GOMHL stuff

Thanks party pooper. Im not in charge over there

That wasn't the quote I excepted to see :lol:

  Montreal Impact/Militia

|Player Page| |Update Page|

Honza Havran || G || Kraken/Wolfpack || 410 TPE ||
Name: Honza Havran
Age: 20
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 37
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Transactions:
Drafted 24th overall in S80 SMJHL Draft by the Carolina Kraken
Drafted 22th overall in S81 SHL Draft by the New England Wolfpack

Ryuuji Kawashima || C || Edmonton Blizzard || 2034 TPE || Empty Pockets
Name: Ryuuji Kawashima
Age: 20
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 213 lbs
Number: 26
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall in S58 SMJHL Draft to the Anaheim Outlaws

Rafe Ulrich || LW || Montreal Militia || 1442 TPE || New England Wolfpack
Name: Rafe Ulrich
Age: 18
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 250 lbs
Number: 13
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall in S41 SMJHL Draft to the Montreal Militia
Drafted 1st overall in S42 SHL Draft to the New England Wolfpack

Raven Silverwang || RW || Wolfpack || 1718 TPE || Triple Gold Champ
Name: Raven Silverwing
Age: 34
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S26||MTL||GP: 50||G: 4||A: 1||P: 5||+/-: -6||PIM: 8||H: 33||SHT: 15||SB: 2
S27||MTL||GP: 50||G: 33||A: 29||P: 62||+/-: 19||PIM: 38||H: 44||SHT: 212||SB: 12
S28||MTL||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 33||P: 53||+/-: 22||PIM: 16||H: 48||SHT: 185||SB: 9
SMJHL Total Regular Season Stats:
S26-28||MTL||GP: 150 || G: 57 || A: 63 || P: 120 || +/-: 35 || PIM: 62 || SHT: 412
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SMJHL Play Off Statisticals
S26||MTL||GP: 5||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 2||H: 3||SHT: 4||SB: 0
S27||MTL||GP: 17||G: 12||A: 9||P: 21||+/-: -2||PIM: 0||H: 19||SHT: 68||SB: 4
S28||MTL||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 6||P: 12||+/-: 5||PIM: 8||H: 27||SHT: 59||SB: 4
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S29||NEW||GP: 50||G: 2||A: 5||P: 7||+/-: -9||PIM: 11||H: 38||SHT: 80||SB: 3||SHT%: 2.50%
S30||NEW||GP: 50||G: 13||A: 18||P: 31||+/-: 9||PIM: 0||H: 10||SHT: 176||SB: 13||SHT%: 7.39%
S31||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 27||P: 47||+/-: 15||PIM: 0||H: 4||SHT: 182||SB: 11||SHT%: 10.99%
S32||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 19||P: 39||+/-: 20||PIM: 7||H: 8||SHT: 190||SB: 2||SHT%: 10.53%
S33||NEW||GP: 50||G: 26||A: 24||P: 50||+/-: 14||PIM: 33||H: 16||SHT: 209||SB: 9||SHT%: 12.44%
S34||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 25||P: 50||+/-: 17||PIM: 12||H: 10||SHT: 200||SB: 7||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 21||P: 46||+/-: 11||PIM: 22||H: 25||SHT: 211||SB: 16||SHT%: 11.85%
S36||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 28||P: 48||+/-: 12||PIM: 12||H: 70||SHT: 205||SB: 18||SHT%: 9.76%||FO%: 56.79%||FOT: 1141
S37||NEW||GP: 50||G: 21||A: 28||P: 49||+/-: 5||PIM: 19||H: 18||SHT: 198||SB: 16||SHT%: 10.61%||FO%: 55.90%||FOT: 1855
S38||NEW||GP: 50||G: 24||A: 29||P: 53||+/-: 4||PIM: 4||H: 19||SHT: 212||SB: 21||SHT%: 11.32%||FO%: 51.76%||FOT: 1735
<OPTION>SHL Regular Season Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 500||G: 196||A: 224||P: 420||+/-: 98||PIM: 110||H: 218||SHT: 1863||SB: 116||SHT%: 9.99%||FO%: 54.82% ||FOT: 4731
SHL Play Off Statisticals
S29||NEW||DNQ
S30||NEW||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 7||P: 13||+/-: 13||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 47||SB: 4||SHT%: 12.77%  *CUP*
S31||NEW||GP: 19||G: 8||A: 11||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM:17||H: 2||SHT: 56||SB: 4||SHT%: 14.29% *CUP*
S32||NEW||GP: 11||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 0||PIM: 0||H: 1|| SHT: 54||SB: 3|| SHT%: 3.70%
S33||NEW||GP: 18||G: 9||A: 10||P: 19||+/-: 14||PIM: 21||H: 7||SHT: 72||SB: 2||SHT%: 12.50%
S34||NEW||GP: 11||G: 5||A: 5||P: 10||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 11||SHT: 40||SB: 1||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 9||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -8||PIM: 19||H: 3||SHT: 34||SB: 4||SHT%: 2.94%
S36||NEW||GP: 18||G: 10||A: 9||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM: 5||H: 17||SHT: 87||SB: 6||SHT%: 11.49%||FO%: 52.77% (578)
S37||NEW||DNQ
S38||NEW||GP: 7||G: 2||A: 3||P: 5||+/-: 4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 29||SB: 2||SHT%: 6.90%||FO%: 50.20% (249)
SHL Total Playoff Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 107||G: 43||A: 50||P: 93||+/-: 29||PIM: 62||H: 45||SHT: 419||SB: 26||SHT%: 9.64%||FO%: 51.49% (578)
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IIHF Round Robin Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 7||SHT: 1|| SB: 0
S27||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 7|| SB: 1
S28||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 2||P: 2||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 4|| SB: 2
S29||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: -5||PIM: 2||H: 9||SHT: 14|| SB: 1
S30||UK||GP: 10||G: 3||A: 3||P: 6||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 5||SHT: 30||SB: 3||SHT%: 10.00%||FOT: 208||FO%: 40.38%
S31||UK||GP: 10||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -7||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 21||SB: 3||SHT%: 4.76%||FOT: 259||FO%: 43.24%
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IIHF Medal Round Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 0||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 0
S27 - Did not qualify-
S28||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 1
S29 - Did not qualify-
S30||UK||GP: 3||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 8||SB: 0||SHT%: 25.00%||FOT:51||FO%: 43.14%
S31||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 1||SB: 0||SHT%: 0%||FOT: 28||FO%: 35.71%
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Trophy Case
S26 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S27 Ideen Fallah Award - (MVP Voted by Awards Committee)
S27 Jared Hanson Trophy - (Top in points)
S27 Roberto Martucci - (Most Goals)
S28 FOUR STAR CUP WINNER (MONTREAL IMPACT)
S28 Damien Littleton Award - (Most dedicated SHLer)
S28 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S28 Elias Armia - (Commish MVP)
S28 Jared Hansen - (Top Point-Scorer)
S30 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S30 IIHF SILVER MEDAL TEAM UK
S31 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S33 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
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Transactions:
Drafted 30sth overall in S26 SMJHL Draft by Montreal Impact
Drafted 7th overall in S27 SHL Draft by New England Wolfpack
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Cool Stuff:
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Impact S27
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Militia S28
Assigned Alternative Captian of the New England Wolfpack S30
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