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S64 mPT #1: Over the Glass

Seattle is a beautiful part of the country that doesn't get the recognition it deserves.  There are beautiful waterways, mountains, and volcanoes.  The most prominent and wonderful of all of these is Mt. Rainier ~80 miles southeast of the city.  for our fans I will be hiking on Rainier and gathering rocks to throw over the glass so that everyone is able to take home a piece of the Pacific Northwest



Well because I have a glowing endorsement from McDonalds I will be throwing out Happy Meals to the children! Maybe mix it up and throw a hamburger happy meal and a chicken nugget happy meal or the inverse amount of the star I am so first start would throw out 3 and so forth. Happy meals are delicious, include a toy, a meat, fries, apple slices, and a drink. What could anyone else possibly want!?

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There is really only one thing you could expect my player to toss over the glass and that's the coffee brand he's currently promoting. Yes, little bags filled with coffee beans. Will kids like this? They can just start drinking it early, why not?

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The Tampa Bay Barracuda have decided to start giving out life size barracuda plushies to the kids during the three stars ceremony. Some say that barracuda aren't very cute or cuddly but I beg to differ.

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Hagan has decided to start tossing cans of beer to spectators that appear to be of age, and reserving cans of coke for kids to enjoy. That way, everyone is happy

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Cards, cards and more cards. Pokemon Cards and whatever other cards there was... we get the pucks, sticks, blah, blah... but Mikael Jakobsen was seen during the last game tossing hundreds of hockey cards over the glass to the kids. It was a spectacle to see as they were flying everywhere and obviously being light weight, some struggled to get over.

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Here in Regina, the first star of the game (assuming it's an Elk) throws a real antler with their name carved in it into the crowd. This has so far only resulted in a few injured fans, so nothing to worry about.

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Steve Harrington would toss a small child over the glass to teach everyone about the importance of babysitting. You are never too young to learn the basics.

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The Berserkers have decided that for S64 I will be able to toss over the glass a pack of SMJHL hockey cards to fans that are lucky to catch a few of the packs

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This year we have decided to throw out a game used unusual item. Throw out by the player of the game. It can be anything. Used towel, team water bottle, whistle, team lines, whatever they want. Should be interesting to see what gets thrown over.

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My player would toss a timeless classic over the glass.  Something like a mullet wig, that would be fuckin sick.  Blonde obviously, maybe even some pit vipers to match.  Hell yeah brother's would be exchanged for sure.

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I think everyone at the Seatlle Argonauts games should be given a free stuffed animal but it's a beeg yoshi instead of an animal and they throw them when Pod scores.

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The only thing I am tossing over the glass is dunkaroos. Not the chocolate icing ones either. The OG vanilla with sprinkles kind. Delicious. Kids love that. Adults love that. I love that.

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Throwing over fresh, unwrapped hotdogs would be great, as you would save money on free stuff, as nobody is going to want their kid covered in ketchup, mustard and onions, with a sausage caught in their hair!

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Dave Heinrich: I cannot toss a severed head into a crowd of children.

Agent Tesla: Is that not what the kids like these days? The severed heads of their enemies?

Dave Heinrich: Well, I mean they probably would, but we can't just kill a kid's enemies for the sake of a unique keepsake of the game.

Agent Tesla: Would a sword be better?

Dave Heinrich: How about just a stuffed animal of the mascot?

Agent Tesla: Sounds good enough to me!

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