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S82 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… Due: Sunday, May 18th @ 11:59 PM PST
#31

The Oops No Finishers Squad
F - Jiggle E Puff
F - Sonja Solberg
F - Alexandros Mograine
D - Westley Kirkpatrick
D - Dash Jackson
G - Gino Fortezza

League assist leaders with assists more than double their goals. Fortezza the current save leader for more stall
#32

My team will be the “all-alphabet” team

The roster will be made of the players who’s name are first in the alphabet 

Aapo Myilymaki
Aaren Fjord
Aaren Noxus
Aartholomew BITTOKALLIO LOREQUAVIUS
Ace Faulkner II
Adam Daniel’s

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Kezia MacKenzie - LW - Regina Elk - Atlanta Inferno
#33

The all restaurant team has selected the following players:

1- G Cauliflower Pizza
2- D Cole Slaw
3- C Chef Gagne
4- C No Cheddar
5- D Send Noodlez
6- LW Junior Chicken

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#34

Introducing the SMJHL All-"We Hate Our Announcers" Team! The team with the longest, hardest to pronounce names specifically designed to drive your announcers bonkers!

F - Chinweike H.I. Valentine-Okoli
F - Phoenix-Orion Soderberg-Tremblay
C - Sethastierikko Goslavechnaaliemiooketkov
D - Aartholomew Bittokallio Lorequavius
D - Bartholomew Aittokallio Lorequavius
G - Florence-Amelie Mackenzie

BONUS! Some alternates (I may have slightly preferred the ones above, but these absolutely deserve mention):
D - Baldur-Ulysse Soderberg-Tremblay
D - Melvin de Pengu Soderberg-Snooks
#35

All time best rookies for Quebec City Citadelles

C: Bob Bergen Jr.
RW: Cujo Pirelli
LW: Matthew Murdock
LD: Yu Nishinoya
RD: Alphonse Alakazam
G: Lurtz Makoare

They were supposed to be at the bottom of the league. They went beyond expectation and clinched home ice for the first round of the playoffs.

#36

I'm creating the All time Underdogs!

The most underrated and not rewarded players in the league by the following standards:

- have at least 20 +/-
- have high +/- but low number of total points

C: Boogan McGillicuddy STL
RW: Cujo Pirelli QCC (He's actually tied with Isaac-Jon Forty One KEL, but since QCC is lower in standings than KEL I'm giving him the Underdog reward)
LW: Zac Peters STL
RD: Sazed Kholin GFG
LD: Rawbie Gardner KEL

And for the goalie I had to pick different criteria so I was thinking what would fit the most to my list before I noticed one crazy anomaly.
One goalie has faced 2227 shots against this season. (just in comparison 2nd goalie in this category has 1416 SHA) and his save percentage is at 0.890% so I have to go with K.J Daniels from NL.
#37

The Non-Kelowna All-Stars


Center - Matt Smith
RW - Quazon Brosonchi
LW - Joe Primeau
RD - Johan Lodewyk
LD - Saku-Oliver Niemi
G - K.J Daniels
#38

The S82 SMJHL All-Name Team
LW - Ryan Dino-Nugget Hopkins (CAR)
C - Enlightened Centrist (COL)
RW - Gary (DET)
D - Cheese N'Wine (OTT)
D - Cole Slaw (VAN)
G - Cauliflower Pizza (NEW)

Honorable Mention:
D - Orr 2.0 (NEV)

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#39

I'm putting together a squad. The Goon Squad. The most hits, the most fights, the most PIMs. Just the worst people to go up against.

LW: Zac Peters
C: Scott Fortune
RW: Greed
LD: Lou Logsky
RD: Saku-Oliver Niemi
G: Joshua Hardy (not a goalie, but he can come out and punch people)

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Jamie T Wrote:But I wish I'd been a little more exceptional
And I wish I'd been a little unconventional
But I was not enough, no, I'm not enough
#40

Forget All-Star you want to aspire to be an All-Raider! The toughest bravest brawlers from across the league, the ones you want by your side when you are raiding a bandit camp!

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Special thanks to Carpy48, Ragnar, Merica, High Stick King, Sulovilen, sothfacekilla, enigmatic and LeSizz for the signatures!
#41

The San Diego Super Team who definitely won't disappoint

Brett McMann
Ethan Cross
Captain Obvious
David O'Connor
Emiliano L Hefe

Super fun team that would be great
#42

Here is the SMJHL All-Benchwarmers team! (Lowest average time on ice)

F - Mike Moodano (ANC, 15:02)
F - Jamie Peterson (SDT, 15:36)
F - Artie Kuno (COL, 15:40)
D - Paulie Wag (CAR, 18:27)
D - Lee King (KEL, 18:28)
G - Mr Electric (YUM, 5 games played)

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#43

Baldur-Ulysse Soderberg-Tremblay
Darnell Mohamed Johnson Herrera
Lord Marshall Lorenzo Alstott
Melvin de Pengu Soderberg-Snooks
Phoenix-Orion Soderberg-Tremblay
Ryan Dino-Nugget Hopkins

It might be obvious just from looking at them, but in case it is not I am going with the All Four Plus Names group. I think these all technically qualify based off interpretation of the - part of the names and my player definitely qualifies so that is why I chose it. Thank you!

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#44

You're on the squad if more goals are scored for your team than against while you're twirling around the ice.

F - Zac Peters
F - Mel Guolla
F - Boogan McGillicuddy
D - Rondellus-Ringo Raamat
D - Chungledown Bim
G - Victor Bjork-Pejlikka
#45

S82 All Star who needs skaters when you can just dress goalies

1) K.J Daniels - Dude deserves to a rest and not participate in this game but the fact they played 65 games this season alone warrants them some recognition
2) Teemu Jarivenin - Most wins on the season, easy slot in
3 Victor Bjork-Pejlikka - Stats say this dude is either insanely lucky, or good. Rolling over the league with their expected goals to save ratio
4) George Dankse - Most shutouts on the year, might as well add some more with 6 goalies on ice.
5) Jonny Hockey -  Name alone gets them in
6) Claude L'castor - Biased Nevada pick, and a very active member of the SHL.

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