My mother told me I have a penis. Stfu
somebody please make me a sig
Quote: Originally posted by Kesler17 @Sep 7 2013, 10:22 PMEverybody chill out, go smoke a joint and listen to some Bob Marley yo.
Kesler thinks he's big shit cause he smoked his first joint. How cute :facepalm:
JNH
Quote: Originally posted by Carlzner @Sep 7 2013, 10:25 PM
No. He's probably a kid who pulls a dandelion out of the ground, lights it on fire then runs around exclaiming that everything in this world is "dank".
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Quote: Originally posted by Otrebor13 @Sep 7 2013, 10:25 PM
That's not my issue, I don't want those people in my LR(though, like Dooley and Secord, I'm sure they would be quite surprised when they learn we don't sacrifice kittens, or whatever it is they think we do these days). It's prominent members talking about how bad the "Shitcocks LR is". That's something new members are going to see, and they are going to take that as basic knowledge because "that group" is of the most vocal on the site.
Dion
Quote: Originally posted by Kesler17 @Sep 7 2013, 09:26 PM
Smoking weed isn't something to be proud of.
Kesler17
Schultzy
Quote: Originally posted by SupportGayRights @Sep 7 2013, 11:27 PMMy mother told me I have a penis. Stfu
She told me mine was bigger
Teemu Sirius | RW | RETIRED Name: Teemu Sirius Position: Right Wing Height: 6’2” Weight: 198 pounds Born: Finland Player Type: Offensive Forward
Seppo Repo | C | RETIRED Name: Seppo “The Finnisher” Repo Position: Center Height: 6’6” Weight: 245 pounds Born: Helsinki, Finland Player Type: Enforcer
Rider Clitsome | RW | RETIRED - SHL Hall of Fame Name: Rider Clitsome Position: RW Overall: 80 Player Type: Sniper Shoots: Right Height: 5’9” Weight: 170 lbs Born: West Germany ------------------------------------------------------------ S20 SMJHL DRAFT : Drafted 2nd overall by the Vancouver Whalers S21 SHL DRAFT: Drafted 5th overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks CONTRACTS: Signed a 1 year $2m contract with the Vancouver Whalers for S20 in the SMJHL S21: Signed 3yr $15m ELC with the Hamilton Steelhawks S23: Signed 1yr $4m extension for S24 with Hamilton REGULAR SEASON STATS: SMJHL: S20: 40gp l 13g l 15a l 28pts l +20 l 6PIMs l 19 Hits l 71 Shots l 2 SB l 18.07 AMG SHL: SHL REGULAR SEASON TOTALS: 557gp l 211g l 222a l 433pts l +37 l 127 PIMs l 309 Hits l 2107 Shots l 142 SB PLAYOFF STATS: SMJHL: S20: 7gp l 1g l 4a l 5pts l +1 l 2PIMs l 2Hits l 13 Shots l 0 SB l 16.74 AMG SHL: S21: 18gp l 4g l 2a l 6pts l +/-0 l 2 PIMs l 1 Hits l 42 Shots l 7 SB l 20.20 AMG SHL PLAYOFF TOTALS: ACHIEVEMENTS: S22 Damian Littleton Trophy for Dedication S22 Finished #50 in SHL Point Scoring S23 Ranked #82 on Top 100 Players of Today S23 Finished 6th in Points/20mins in SHL S23 Finished #34 in SHL Point Scoring S23 Damian Littleton Trophy for Dedication S24 Ranked #45 on Top 100 Players of Today S24 Challenge Cup Champion S25 Ranked #64 on Top 100 Players of Today S26 Ranked #56 on Too 100 Players of Today S26 Challenge Cup Champion S26 IIHF Silver Medal -Germany S27 Ranked #67 on Too 100 Players of Today S28 Ranked #13 on Top 100 Players of Today S29 Ranked #4 on Top 100 Players of Today S30 Ranked #5 on Top 100 Players of Today S29 SHL Record. Tied 3rd All Time Goals Per Season Record. 30 goals. S29 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP (losing team) 7/20/16 became highest paid player in SHL history with 1yr @ $25m free agency contract with TOR for S30 S29 1st Team All Star S30 Vancouver Whalers Hall of Fame Signed 1year $7m contract with Buffalo Stampede for S31 final season S31 Ranked #31 on Top 100 Players of Today Traded to New England Wolfpack at S31 deadline 5th All Time Hamilton Steelhawks Scoring Leaders S31 Challenge Cup Champion S31 IIHF Silver Medal-Germany
Roman Schultz | D | RETIRED - Hamilton Steelhawks Hall of Fame Name: Roman Schultz Position: Defense Overall: 84 Player Type: Defensive Defenseman Shoots: Left Height: 6’8” Weight: 250 lbs Number: 55 Birthplace: Natick, Massachusetts ------------------------------------------------------------ DRAFTS: Selected 1st Overall S10 NWJHL Entry Draft by Montreal Impact Selected 5th Overall S11 SHL Entry Draft by Hamilton Steelhawks CONTRACTS: 1 year at $750,000 with Montreal Impact with a NTC 2 years at $3m for S11 & $4m in S12 with Hamilton Steelhawks 4 yr ext. with Hamilton Steelhawks $3.5m for S13&S14 and $3m for S15 and $2m for S16 1 year extension for S17 at $3m with Hamilton Steelhawks 4 year extension for S18-S21 at $5m each +NTC with Hamilton Steelhawks REGULAR SEASON STATS: S11: 50gp | 0g | 12a | 12pts | +17 | 52 PIMs | 2 Fights | 84 Hits | 19 Shots | 30 SB | 16.81 AMG | S12: 50gp | 2g | 23a | 25pts | +16 | 59 PIMs | 1 Fight | 96 Hits | 7 Shots | 36 SB | 18.56 AMG | S13: 39gp | 4g | 25a | 29pts | -2 | 54 PIMs | 4 Fights | 85 Hits | 52 Shots | 38 SB | 25.80 AMG | S14: 50gp | 5g | 31a | 36pts | +20 | 44 PIMs | 99 Hits | 93 Shots | 48 SB | 21.56 AMG | S15: 50gp | 9g | 26a | 35pts | +12 | 60 PIMs | 121 Hits | 80 Shots | 51 SB | 22.54 AMG | S16: 50gp | 3g | 25a | 28pts | +15 | 60 PIMs | 4 Fights | 72 Hits | 37 Shots | 61 SB | 20.99 AMG S17: 50gp | 6g | 14a | 20pts | +7 | 50 PIMs | 77 Hits | 53 Shots | 40 SB | 22.57 AMG S18: 50gp l 7g l 25a l 32pts l +1 l 38 PIMs l 142 Hits l 57 Shots l 52 SB l 22.82 AMG S19: 50gp l 6g l 26a l 32pts l +12 l 50 PIMs l 85 Hits l 64 Shots l 47 SB l 23.38 AMG S20: 50gp l 6g l 30a l 36pts l +25 l 64 PIMs l 119 Hits l 58 Shots l 62 SB l 22.60 AMG REGULAR SEASON TOTAL: 489 gp | 48g | 237a | 285pts | +123 | 531 PIMs | 11 Fight | 980 Hits | 520 Shots | 465 SB PLAYOFF STATS: S11: 15gp | 0g | 1a | 1pts | +7 | 24 PIMs | 27 Hits | 9 Shots | 9 SB | 15.30 AMG | S12: 5gp | 1g | 4a | 5pts | -1 | 4 PIMs | 7 Hits | 2 Shots | 4 SB | 21.41 AMG | S13: 4pg | 1g | 1a | 2pts | -4 | 0 PIMs | 11 Hits | 4 Shots | 8 SB | 26.03 AMG | S14: 6gp | 4g | 4a | 8pts | -1 | 0 PIMs | 14 Hits | 12 Shots | 11 SB | 22.64 AMG | S15: 5gp | 0g | 3a | 3pts | +2 | 8 PIMs | 13 Hits | 8 Shots | 4 SB | 22.41 AMG | S16: 6gp | 1g | 3a | 4pts | -1 | 27 PIMs | 1 Fight | 15 Hits | 2 Shots | 6 SB | 20.79 AMG | S17: 13gp | 2g | 4a | 6pts | +/-0 | 8 PIMs | 24 Hits | 14 Shots | 14 SB | 24.93 AMG | S18: 7gp l 1g l 5a l 6pts l +2 l 6 PIMs l 13 Hits l 8 Shots l 5 SB l 24.36 AMG S19: 18gp | 4g | 11a | 15pts | +1 | 23 PIMs | 1 Fight | 34 Hits | 26 Shots | 23 SB | 24.50 AMG | S20: 14gp l 2g l 6a l 8pts l +2 l 27 PIMs l 1 Fight l 25 Hits l 20 Shots l 8 SB l 24.58 AMG PLAYOFF STAT TOTALS: 93gp | 16g | 42a | 58pts | +7 | 127 PIMs | 3 Fight | 183 Hits | 105 Shots | 92 SB | AWARDS & HONORS: Named Assistant Captain S10 Montreal Impact S10 Eastern Conference Champions (MTL) Named to Team USA WJC Team Bronze Medal Team USA WJC S10 NWJHL Zach Miller Trophy for Most Dedicated Player Named Captain Team Schultz S10 NWJHL All Star Game Voted #11 on top 25 SHL Prospects List Named Assistant Captain S11 Hamilton Steelhawks Named to Team USA WJC Team Named Captain Team USA WJC Team Named GM Team USA IHF Team Silver Medal Team USA WJC S11 Prince of Wales Trophy S11 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS - HAMILTON STEELHAWKS Bronze Medal as GM of Team USA IHF Co-GM of Hamilton Steelhawks General Manager of the Hamilton Steelhawks S17 President's Trophy Assistant Captain of S17, S18, S19, S20 Hamilton Steelhawks S19 President's Trophy S19 Prince of Wales Trophy S20 President's Trophy S20 Prince of Wales Trophy Retired in S20 at #76 on the SHL All Time Scoring List Inducted into the Hamilton Steelhawks Hall of Fame S20 Third Team All Star S22 Ranked #56 - SHL Top 100 Players of All Time
Michal Pivonka | RW | RETIRED Name: Michal Pivonka Position: Right Wing Player Type: Playmaker[/pbl Height: 6’2” Weight: 198 lbs Number: 20 Born: Kladno, Czech Republic ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season: S9 | PGF | GP: 40 | G: 18 | A: 35 | PTS: 53 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 28 | Shots: 164| Hits: 43 | Hits Taken: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoffs: PGF Eliminated in 7gms by Kelowna Knights in Qualifier S9 | NWJHL | PGF | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 7 | PTS: 11 | P/M: 4 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 41 | Hits: 5 | Hits Taken: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ IHF: | WJC | WLD | GP: 14 | G: 3 | A: 2 | PTS: 5 | P/M: -5 | PIM: 6 | Shots: 40 | Hits: 18 | Hits Taken: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ DRAFTS: Not Applicable/ Undrafted CONTRACTS: Signed as Free Agent with PGF S9 $2,000,000 AWARDS & HONORS: 242 TPE Assistant Captain - S9 Prince George Firebirds Fourth among Season 9 Rookie Scorers 1st Selection NWJHL S9 All-Star Game Nine Points (4g & 5a) in NWJHL All Star Game 1st Star NWJHL All Star Game Silver Medal at WJC - Team World Olympic Bronze Medal - Team Slovakia
Quote: Originally posted by Dion.OvOxO @Sep 7 2013, 09:28 PM
Finally somebody else! All hail dion!
somebody please make me a sig
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Quote: Originally posted by Donini13 @Sep 7 2013, 10:22 PMthe SHL must love our S11 draft class :lol:
I dunno, it's mostly just you and I, we're the problem children :lol:.
Keenan and Cant turned out OK.
Quote: Originally posted by malcontentcapsfan @Sep 7 2013, 09:28 PM
A wise woman once told me "It is not about the dick size, it is about what it accomplishes"
somebody please make me a sig
Quote: Originally posted by malcontentcapsfan @Sep 7 2013, 11:28 PM
His mom is looking at his dick? I guess that explains a lot.
Kylrad
Quote: Originally posted by RehnX @Sep 7 2013, 07:28 PM
U SACRIFICE KITTENS WTF REHN
Adam Kylrad || LW || Retired Name:Adam Kylrad Age: 20 Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics S11 PGF/CHI: GP:38 , G:6 , A:3 , P:9 , +/-:-23 , PIMS:22 , H:70 , SB:10 S12 LAP: GP: 50, G:15, A:14, P:29, +/-:0, PIMS:6 , H:20 , SB:8 S13 LAP: GP: 45, G:14 A:19 p:33 +/-: -29 PIMS: 6, H: 73 SB: 17 S14 LAP: GP:50 G:28 A:27 P:55 +/-:15 PIMS:20 H:64 SB:21 S15 LAP: GP:50 G:17 A:14 P:31 +/-: -2 PIMS:25 H:39 SB:19 S16 LAP: GP:50 G:24 A:37 P:61 +/-: 24 PIMS:0 H:10 SB:8 S17 LAP GP:50 G:12 A:20 P:32 +/-:16 H: 10 PIMS:0 SB:6 S18 LAP/MIN GP:50 :G:18 A:18 P:36 +/-:12 H:35 PIMS:12 SB:6 S19 TOR GP:50 G:26 A:34 P:60 +/-:8 H:109 PIMS:40 SB:12 S20 TOR GP:50 G:14 G:13 P:27 +/-6 H:108 PIMS:18 SB:6 S21 TOR GP:52 G:25 A:24 P:49 +/-13 H:79 PIMS:32 SB:7 S22 TOR/SEA: GP:52 G:14 A:26 P:40 +/- 4 H:52 PIMS:20 SB:12 S23 SEA: GP:52 G:21 A:20 P:41 +/-: -12 H: 122 PIMS: 44 SB: 15 S24 SEA: GP: 52 G:13 A:23 P:36 +/-2 H:99 PIMS:36 SB:11 S25 SEA: GP: 50 G:22: A:28 P:50 +/-:-7 H:97 PIMS:28 SB:18 S26 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:30 P:50 +/-:25 H:7 PIMS:0 SB:5 S27 SEA/TOR GP:50 G:17 A:17 P:34 +/-:-3 H:10 PIMS:2 SB:6 S28 TOR: GP50 G:16: A:17 P:33 +/-9 H:65 PIMS 26 SB:6 S29 TOR: GP 50 G:15 A 13 P 28 +/- -3 H 44 PIMS 27 SB 8 S30 TOR: GP 50 G 10 A 17 P 27 +/- -12 H 26 PIMS 8 SB 8 S31 TOR GP 50 G 13 A 11 P 24 +/- 9 H 10 PIM S9 SB 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Totals: GP:1003 G:354 A:422 P:776 +/-:75 PIMS:359 H:1079: SB:198 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S11 CHI: GP:6 , G:2 , A:2 , P:4 , +/-:0 , PIMS:4 , H:14 , SB:1 S14 LAP: GP:6 , G:3 , A:1 P:4, +/-:0 PIMS:0, H:5, SB:4 S16 LAP: GP:6 , G:1 , A:1 P:2 +/-:0 PIMS:0 H:0 SB:1 S17 LAP: GP:20 G:8 A:3 P:11 +/-:5 PIMS:4 H:25 SB:4 S18 MIN: GP:20 G:8 A:6 P:14 +/-: -3 PIMS:4 H:17 SB:0 S19 TOR: GP:6 G:2 A:1 P:3 +/- -3 PIMS:6 H:18 SB:1 S20 TOR: GP:6 G:4 A:1 P:5 +/-:4 PIMS:13 H:17 SB:0 S21 TOR: GP:7 G:1 A:2 P:3 +/- -4 PIMS: 2 H:8 SB:1 S22 SEA: GP:4 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-:0 PIMS 4 H:7 SB:1 S23 SEA: GP:14 G:4 A:9 P:13 +/-:3 PIMS:6 H:28 SB:0 S25 SEA: GP:11 G:4 A:2 P:6 +/-: -5 PIMS:4 H:27 SB:2 S26:SEA: GP:16 G:4 A:5 P:9 +/-:-6 PIMS 0 H:4 SB:0 S27 TOR: GP:9 G:2 A:5 P:7+/-:2 PIMS 8 H:9 SB: 0 S28: TOR: GP:5 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/- -2 PIMS 2 H:5 SB:0 S29 TOR GP: 11 G 5 A 2 P 7 +/- -1 PIMS 2 H18 SB 2 S31 TOR GP 12 G 2 A 5 P 12 +/-4 PIMS 0 H 1 SB 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP:153 G:48 A:51 P:99 +/-:-14 PIMS:55 H:189: SB:16 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ Signed 1-yr/$2mil deal with Prince George Traded to Chicago Drafted 12th Overall to LAP, Signed 3-yr/$10mil deal with LAP Extended 2-yr/$6mill deal with LAP Extended 2-yr/$6mil deal with LAP Extended 1-yr/1.5mil deal with LAP Traded to Minnesota Chiefs Extended 3-yr/$65mil deal with MIN Traded to Toronto North Stars Signed 4 years/20mil deal with Tor Traded to Seattle Riot Signed 2-yr/$16mil deal with SEA Extended like 50 times with sea, traded to TOR Extended like 50 times with TOR Robbed a bank Retired after S31 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S11 Named Prince George Firebirds Assistant Captain S11 Named to Team Canada WJC (BRONZE) GP:14, G:11, A:6, P:17, +/-: -4, PIMS:12, H:28, SB:5, S11 Named to NWJHL All Star Game S12 Named Los Angeles Panthers Assistant Captain S12 Named to IHF Team Canada as Water Boy S12 Named to IHF Team World left team Canada as Water Boy S13 Named Los Angeles Panthers Captain S13 Named Vancouver Whalers Co Gm S14 Named Kelowna Knights GM S14 Names to IHF Team Canada (WON GOLD) S14 Winner of the Jeff Dar Trophy S14 Winner of the Jay Mcdonald Trophy S14 MVP Nominee S14 All Star Team S15 All Star Team S15 Named to IHF Team Canada (5th) S17 Won the Challenge Cup S18 Won gold medal with team Canada S21 Won gold medal with team Canada Won like 500 more medals with canada, gmed Canada Probably did a bunch more legendary stuff Inducted into the Hall of Fame ------------------------------------------------------------ Kyle Kylrad || LW || Winnipeg Jets Name:Kyle Kylrad Age: 18 Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics S31 DET: GP:50 , G:15 , A:12 , P:27 , +/-:2 , PIMS:12 , H:40 , SB:12 S32 DET/HFX: GP:49 , G:16 , A:15 , P:31 , +/-:1 , PIMS:14 , H:25 , SB:12 S33 HAM: GP: 50, G:12, A:15, P:27, +/-:3, PIMS:20 , H:84 , SB:5 S34 HAM: GP: 50, G:16 A:14 p:30 +/-: 1 PIMS: 40, H:132 SB: 6 S35 HAM: GP:50 G:17 A:19 P:36 +/-:-7 PIMS:20 H:134 SB:15 S36 SEA: GP:50 G:26 A:31 P:57 +/-:25 PIMS:34 H:122 SB:16 S37 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:22 P:42 +/-:16 PIMS:40 H:160 SB:3 S38 SEA: GP:50 G:23 A:23 P:46 +/-:-8 PIMS:32 H:124 SB:12 S39 WPG: GP:50 G:22 A:18 P:40 +/-:10 PIMS:14 H:97 SB:14 ------------------------------------------------------------ Daniel Smeb || C || Chicago Syndicate Name: Daniel Smeb Age: 18 Height: 6'1" Weight:190 lbs Number: 7 Nationality:Korean ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics S45 COL: GP: 50 G:8 A:15 P:23 +/-: 3 PIMS:4 H:15 SB:6 S46 CHI: GP: 50 G:2 A:18 P:20 +/-: 6 PIMS:26 H:37 SB:14 S47 CHI: GP: 50 G:7 A:18 P:25 +/-: -9 PIMS:13 H:21 SB:6 S48 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:13 P:22 +/-: -19 PIMS:6 H:26 SB:10 S49 CHI: GP: 50 G:13 A:21 P:34 +/-:-10 PIMS:9 H:19 SB:20 S50 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:29 P:38 +/-:-14 PIMS:7 H:28 SB:11 S51 CHI: GP: 50 G:19 A:26 P:45 +/-:8 PIMS:34 H:104 SB:10 S52 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:34 P:54 +/-:21 PIMS:7 H:12 SB:19 S53 CHI: GP: 50 G:24 A:22 P:46 +/-:-6 PIMS:36 H:54 SB:15 S54 CHI: GP: 50 G:31 A:39 P:70 +/-:26 PIMS:11 H:44 SB:42 S55 CHI: GP: 50 G:26 A:42 P:72 +/-:31 PIMS:10 H:46 SB:46 S56 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:39 P:59 +/-:26 PIMS:18 H:77 SB:36 S57 CHI: GP: 66 G:30 A:53 P:83 +/-:50 PIMS:22 H:98 SB:45 S58 CHI: GP: 66 G:24 A:44 P:68 +/-:14 PIMS:21 H:144 SB:38 S59 CHI: GP: 66 G:23 A:43 P:66 +/-:45 PIMS:2 H:129 SB:43 S60 CHI: GP: 66 G:19 A:45 P:64 +/-:63 PIMS:8 H:96 SB:11 S61 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:35 P:51 +/-:17 PIMS:10 H:28 SB:1 S62 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:30 P:46 +/-:54 PIMS:28 H:29 SB:3 S63 CHI: GP: 66 G:13 A:25 P:38 +/-:18 PIMS:4 H:98 SB:2 S64 CHI: GP: 66 G:15 A:32 P:47 +/-:14 PIMS:12 H:52: SB:4 S65 CHI: GP: 66 G:12 A:23 P:35 +/-:23 PIMS:18 H:51: SB:2 S66 MIN: GP: 66 G:17 A:36 P:53 +/-:-44 PIMS:34 H:88: SB:16 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Totals: GP:1210 G:365 A:667 P:1036 +/-: 193 PIMS:284 H:674 SB:383 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP: G: A: P: +/-: PIMS: H: SB: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 54th Overall to COL Signed 1 yr/$3M deal with COL Drafted 30th Overall to CHI Signed 1 yr/$1M deal with CHI ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S45: Team World WJC Gold Medal S50: IIHF Top Forward S52: 2nd all star team ------------------------------------------------------------
Dion
Quote: Originally posted by SupportGayRights @Sep 7 2013, 09:29 PM
Otrebor13
Quote: Originally posted by RehnX @Sep 7 2013, 11:28 PM
That's true, but then there's also a way about saying things. You don't have to be so defensive of the team and attack other people's perception of the Steelhawks. Be professional and disagree with them, tell them it's not like that and it ends there. An argument doesn't start and people know your side of it too.
Axel Kirby || RW || 22 || Los Angeles Panthers Name: Axel Kirby Age: 19 Height: 6'0" Weight: 180 lbs Number: 22 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 21 | P: 34 | +/-: -27 | SOG: 112 | HIT: 127 | SB: 12 | PIM: 20 | S67: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 34 | P: 49 | +/-: -43 | SOG: 116 | HIT: 131 | SB: 10 | PIM: 30 | S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 49 | P: 64 | +/-: 11 | SOG: 160 | HIT: 173 | SB: 23 | PIM: 32 | S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 37 | P: 49 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 105 | HIT: 131 | SB: 15 | PIM: 20 | S70: SHL CGY | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 31 | P: 44 | +/-: 13 | SOG: 140 | HIT: 90 | SB: 5 | PIM: 16 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 6 | HIT: 8 | SB: 2 | PIM: 0 | S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 25 | HIT: 40 | SB: 4 | PIM: 2 | S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 19 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: 9 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 40 | SB: 5 | PIM: 0 | S70: SHL CGY | GP: 9 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 17 | HIT: 6 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Accomplishments ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions S66 - Drafted 19th Overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Carolina Kraken S66 - Signed 1 year/$4 million contract with the Carolina Kraken S67 - Drafted 7th Overall in the SHL Draft by the Calgary Dragons S67 - Signed 1 year/$3 million contract with the Calgary Dragons S68 - Signed 2 year/$6 million contract with the Calgary Dragons S70 - Signed 3 year/$11 million contract with the Calgary Dragons S71 - Traded from the Calgary Dragons to the Los Angeles Panthers Theo Morgan || RW || 96 || Retired (S46 - S65) Name: Theo Morgan Age: 22 Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 96 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 66 | HIT: 22 | SB: 0 | PIM: 10 | S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 12 | P: 27 | +/-: -2 | SOG: 136 | HIT: 44 | SB: 4 | PIM: 14 | S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 20 | P: 43 | +/-: 23 | SOG: 119 | HIT: 49 | SB: 0 | PIM: 14 | S49: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 12 | P: 24 | +/-: -17 | SOG: 162 | HIT: 20 | SB: 7 | PIM: 8 | S50: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 14 | P: 27 | +/-: -14 | SOG: 139 | HIT: 29 | SB: 8 | PIM: 10 | S51: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 12 | P: 32 | +/-: 7 | SOG: 122 | HIT: 4 | SB: 19 | PIM: 0 | S52: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 15 | P: 30 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 196 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 | S53: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 19 | P: 40 | +/-: 18 | SOG: 135 | HIT: 51 | SB: 18 | PIM: 22 | S54: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 26 | A: 25 | P: 51 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 61 | SB: 3 | PIM: 8 | S55: SHL EDM | GP: 50 | G: 37 | A: 32 | P: 69 | +/-: 40 | SOG: 229 | HIT: 60 | SB: 4 | PIM: 20 | S56: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 43* | A: 39 | P: 82 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 269 | HIT: 71 | SB: 11 | PIM: 16 | S57: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 39 | P: 72 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 270 | HIT: 94 | SB: 10 | PIM: 10 | S58: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 45 | P: 79 | +/-: 36 | SOG: 305 | HIT: 128 | SB: 20 | PIM: 12 | S59: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 54 | P: 102 | +/-: 49 | SOG: 306 | HIT: 126 | SB: 22 | PIM: 12 | S60: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 41 | A: 44 | P: 85 | +/-: 33 | SOG: 282 | HIT: 113 | SB: 16 | PIM: 14 | S61: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 45 | P: 84 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 304 | HIT: 75 | SB: 4 | PIM: 24 | S62: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 54 | P: 87 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 250 | HIT: 73 | SB: 12 | PIM: 10 | S63: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 39 | P: 58 | +/-: 51 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 89 | SB: 15 | PIM: 18 | S64: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 176 | HIT: 88 | SB: 21 | PIM: 16 | S65: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 22 | P: 45 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 142 | HIT: 99 | SB: 34 | PIM: 26 | SHL Career Totals | GP: 994 | G: 479 | A: 532 | P: 1011 | +/-: 378 | SOG: 3673 | HIT: 1190 | SB: 231 | PIM: 222 | * denotes current SHL records ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 5 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 16 | HIT: 3 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 | S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 9 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 | S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 19 | G: 5 | A: 7 | P: 12 | +/-: 6 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 17 | SB: 1 | PIM: 6 | S53: SHL LAP | GP: 11 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 36 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 | S54: SHL LAP | GP: 12 | G: 9 | A: 3 | P: 12 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 16 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 | S55: SHL EDM | GP: 11 | G: 7 | A: 8 | P: 15 | +/-: 10 | SOG: 46 | HIT: 21 | SB: 1 | PIM: 0 | S56: SHL HAM | GP: 18 | G: 14 | A: 9 | P: 23 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 84 | HIT: 20 | SB: 11 | PIM: 4 | S57: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 28 | SB: 17 | PIM: 0 | S58: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 8 | P: 19 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 80 | HIT: 31 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 | S59: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 40 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 | S60: SHL HAM | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 19 | SB: 5 | PIM: 5 | S61: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 15 | P: 26 | +/-: 14 | SOG: 77 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 | S62: SHL HAM | GP: 22 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 67 | HIT: 29 | SB: 3 | PIM: 6 | S63: SHL HAM | GP: 25 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 74 | HIT: 30 | SB: 13 | PIM: 6 | S64: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 55 | HIT: 34 | SB: 3 | PIM: 2 | S65: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 27 | HIT: 17 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 | SHL Career Totals | GP: 200 | G: 85 | A: 94 | P: 179 | +/-: 34 | SOG: 694 | HIT: 300 | SB: 83 | PIM: 41 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Achievements S47 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada S48 - Four Star Cup Champion with the Vancouver Whalers S48 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada S48 - Won DeMaricus Smyth Trophy as the WJC's Top Forward S48 - Won Brady McIntyre Trophy as the WJC's Tournament MVP S54 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S55 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (37) S55 - Named an SHL 2nd All-Star Team S55 - Won IIHF Bronze Medal with Team Canada S56 - Broke FHM 50 Game Single Season Goal Record (43 Goals) S56 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks S56 - Joins the Quad Gold Club S56 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (82) S56 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (43) S56 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players S56 - Won Anton Razov Trophy as Playoff MVP S56 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP S56 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star S56 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S57 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S58 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks S58 - Named an SHL 3rd Team All-Star S58 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S58 - Named IIHF Top Forward of the Tournament S59 - First Player in SHL History to record 100+ points in a single season S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Points Record (102 Points) S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Goal Record (48 Goals) S59 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (102) S59 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (48) S59 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star S59 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players S59 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP S61 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks S63 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks Transactions S46 - Signed a 1 Year/$3 Million contract with the Vancouver Whalers S46 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster S47 - Drafted 15th overall by the Los Angeles Panthers S47 - Signed a 2 year/$4 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S47 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster S49 - Signed a 3 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S52 - Signed a 2 year/$8 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S53 - Named to Team Canada IIHF Roster S54 - Signed a 2 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S55 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Edmonton Blizzard S56 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S58 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S60 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S62 - Signed a 1 year/$6 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S63 - Signed a 1 year/$5 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S64 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S65 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks Chuck Winnfield || D || 76 || Retired (S13 - S23) Name: Chuck Winnfield Age: 19 Height: 6'1" Weight: 206 lbs Number: 76 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 69 | SB: 54 | PIM: 26 | S14: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 17 | P: 22 | +/-: 16 | HIT: 72 | SB: 55 | PIM: 31 | S15: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 15 | P: 15 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 107 | SB: 62 | PIM: 48 | S16: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 30 | P: 34 | +/-: 34 | HIT: 109 | SB: 49 | PIM: 57 | S17: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 25 | P: 27 | +/-: 7 | HIT: 102 | SB: 54 | PIM: 58 | S18: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 32 | P: 38 | +/-: 6 | HIT: 133 | SB: 47 | PIM: 69 | S19: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 20 | P: 23 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 101 | SB: 49 | PIM: 47 | S20: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | +/-: 14 | HIT: 109 | SB: 54 | PIM: 71 | S21: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 10 | A: 42 | P: 52 | +/-: 19 | HIT: 126 | SB: 54 | PIM: 69 | S22: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 123 | SB: 71 | PIM: 86 | S23: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 34 | P: 42 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 113 | SB: 63 | PIM: 81 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | HIT: 9 | SB: 12 | PIM: 21 | S14: SHL NEW | GP: 19 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | HIT: 30 | SB: 27 | PIM: 15 | S15: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 | S16: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 10 | SB: 8 | PIM: 2 | S17: SHL NEW | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -3 | HIT: 8 | SB: 5 | PIM: 2 | S19: SHL LAP | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2| +/-: 3 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 8 | S20: SHL LAP | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 16 | SB: 2 | PIM: 23 | S21: SHL SEA | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -4 | HIT: 42 | SB: 9 | PIM: 23 | S22: SHL SEA | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 13 | SB: 6 | PIM: 2 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Accomplishments S13 - Winner of the Quilha Agante Trophy as the best SMJHL defenseman S21 - Winner of the Scott Stevens Trophy as the best SHL defenseman ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions S13 NWJHL Draft - Drafted 3rd Overall by the Prince George Firebirds S14 SHL Draft - Selected 1st Overall by the New England Wolfpack S14 - Signed 3year/15Million contract with the New England Wolfpack S15 - Signed 2year/4Million contract with the New England Wolfpack S17 - Traded from the New England Wolfpack to the Los Angeles Panthers S20 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Seattle Riot S20 - Signed 2year/6Million contract with the Seattle Riot Roberto Martucci || RW || 13 || Retired (S3 - S13) || Hall of Fame Name: Roberto Martucci Age: 18 Height: 6'0" Weight: 204 lbs Number: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S3: NWJHL LET | GP: 87 | G: 31 | A: 30 | P: 61 | +/-: -27 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 65 | HIT: 170 | S4: SHL HAM | GP: 40 | G: 9 | A: 8 | P: 17 | +/-: 13 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 34 | HIT: 46 | S5: SHL HAM | GP: 44 | G: 8 | A: 14 | P: 22 | +/-: 7 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 59 | HIT: 55 | S6: SHL HAM | GP: 60 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: -8 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 120 | HIT: 101 | S7: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 26 | P: 44 | +/-: 5 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 33 | HIT: 95 | S8: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 70 | HIT: 73 | S9: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 33 | A: 35 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 85 | S10: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 27 | A: 41 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 82 | S11: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 32 | A: 32 | P: 64 | +/-: 10 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 6 | HIT: 83 | S12: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 26 | P: 43 | +/-: 19 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 4 | HIT: 22 | S13: SHL HAM/TEX | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 23 | P: 41 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 19 | -----S13: SHL HAM | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: 1 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 10 | -----S13: SHL TEX | GP: 34 | G: 16 | A: 19 | P: 35 | +/-: 23 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 9 | Career Totals | GP: 494 | G: 209 | A: 258 | P: 467 | +/-: 122 | GWG: 32 | PIM: 367 | HIT: 661 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S3: NWJHL LET GP: 4 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | +/-: 6 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 5 | HIT: 6 | S4: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 5 | S5: SHL HAM | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 17 | HIT: 17 | S7: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -4 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 29 | S9: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 7 | P: 15 | +/-: 2 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 15 | S10: SHL HAM | GP: 13 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 13 | S11: SHL HAM | GP: 15 | G: 11 | A: 16 | P: 27 | +/-: 11 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 26 | S12: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -3 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 2 | S13: SHL TEX | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 1 | Career Totals | GP: 87 | G: 34 | A: 41 | P: 75 | +/-: 9 | GWG: 9 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 108 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions Jan 13, 2011 - Signed by the Lethbridge Lions Apr 4th, 2011 - Drafted 10th Overall in the S4 SHL Draft by the Hamilton Steelhawks Apr 4th, 2011 - Signed 3yr/7mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks Nov 1st, 2011 - Signed 4yr/8mil contract extension with Hamilton Steelhawks July 1st, 2012 - Signed 4yr/15mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks May 9th, 2013 - Traded from Hamilton to Texas ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Accomplishments S4 - Selected for Team World S4 SHL All Star S5 - Selected for Team World and Assigned Co-GM S5 - Won Bronze with Team World S5 - Jersey Number 13 Retired by Washington Patriots S5 - Patriots name Roberto Martucci Award for Most Dedicated Member S5 SHL All Star S5 All Star Game MVP S6 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain S7 - IHF Team World Bronze Medalist S6 SHL All Star S7 - Nominated for Jeff Dar Trophy S7 - Nominated for JJ Krever Trophy S7 - Named to Team Canada S7 - IHF Team Canada Silver Medalist S7 SHL All Star S8 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain S8 - Nominated for Ron Mexico Trophy S8 SHL All Star S8 - Named to Team Canada S9 - Named Vancouver Whalers GM S10 - Olympic Gold Medalist with Team Canada S11 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks S12 - Named to Team Canada S17 - Inducted into the SHL Hall of Fame
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