(these will be a bit absurd, apologies in advance)
For Manious:

What are your thoughts on the IIHF and Norway? Is Norway the best IIHF team and tell me why a clothesline is better than lariat.

Let's hear your war cry!

No! I can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!

What is the best way to shut Slappy up? (outside of slapping)

You're GM for a day, what's the first thing you do to Winnipeg?

After you're GM for a day you have to atone for all the crap you did. Give an off the cuff apology that passes the blame to the West Kendall.

Explain why the Jets are the best team in the SHL like you're a father explaining why there are no animals in heaven to his grief stricken child.

You have to build a franchise around one player who will be drafted into the SHL next season. Who and why?

An alien spaceship has appeared above the city you grew up in, you get to tell them who to abduct; who and why?

That person is abducted and later comes back as a super human, give an off the cuff apology, pinning the blame on West Kendall.

The Jets have won the cup, and you've been handed it first, who do you pass it to next and how would you explain your choice to everyone else on the roster?

Please explain why you slashed Onoprienko in practice.

For Slappy:

Please provide five reasons why Manious is the glue that binds.