Bored at work, so I went down memory lane. Here's all the classics jokes you guys have come to know and love even though you guys say otherwise but i'm pretty sure you're joking at least i hope so i'm sawft.

These were all upvoted by you so it's your fault.

Quote:Originally posted by McJesus+Aug 16 2016, 03:04 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (McJesus @ Aug 16 2016, 03:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Eugene Fiest
S31:3,000,000

Now we have all our actives signed to next season.[/b]

Wow I thought HAM had more actives than Fiest.

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Quote:Originally posted by Wyatt Night Kez@Aug 16 2016, 01:06 PM<br />I tried to claim Charllyby off waivers, that is his value

When he was on a diet they tried to get Charllyby off wafers.

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Quote:Originally posted by r1c3bowl22@Jul 21 2016, 09:40 AM<br />For a second, I thought this said two girls, one cup.

I about almost lost my shit.

you could say the girls did, too!

[2 posts later]

Quote:Originally posted by GroupMeIsKindOfOkay@Jul 21 2016, 12:39 PM<br />Wow someone fill me in

you could say the girls did, too!

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Quote:Originally posted by Merica@Jun 28 2016, 09:32 AM<br />Well...he is on the north stars...

"gather round, children! there's a shooting star!"

"... it missed"

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Quote:Originally posted by Private Snowball@Jun 16 2016, 02:11 PM<br />I am curious, how did you put [the bojo machine] together.

I can tell you how I [i]didn't make it... with the support of all the shl dollars thrown at me

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Quote:Originally posted by WannabeFinn@Jun 16 2016, 01:15 PM<br />

Quote:Originally posted by Dangles13@Jun 16 2016, 02:13 PM<br />[b]How are you even?

how am I even what[/b]

I guess he thinks you're...

wait for it...

odd

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Quote:Originally posted by Allen@May 25 2016, 10:07 AM<br />I guess that depends on the strength of everyone else's PP

allen has weak pp

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Quote:Originally posted by Eggy216@Mar 20 2016, 07:39 PM<br />tbh you should just feel sorry that they had to play for PGF.

I heard that once you go Mac you don't go back.

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Quote:Originally posted by TheNextGreatOne@Mar 4 2016, 10:34 PM<br />Goddamn it Bojo

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Quote:Originally posted by Mac@Mar 4 2016, 05:16 AM<br />Thank you.

Edit: Saw appreciation day thread is being used. Posting over there, someone delete this please

Nope. Everybody point and laugh at Mac.

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[NASCAR Sim League Thread]

+2 Activity Check

TPE: 50-52
Turn Left: 78-79 (+2)

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[I play for the best team in the league.]

Quote:Originally posted by Ragnar#sweg( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)@Feb 23 2016, 09:35 AM<br />Suck it.

what league? The TSHL? Tiny Schlong-Having League? Then yeah, I'd agree.

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Quote:Originally posted by enigmatic@Feb 22 2016, 08:30 PM<br />I played defense so everybody would get a shot at scoring on you.

said every guy ever HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

... im sorry

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Quote:Originally posted by Jesster@Feb 22 2016, 12:23 PM<br />Enjoy your $1M bonus!

Spending it on renaming my username to "Best-ter"

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[Regarding my player editor app]

Quote:Originally posted by Dangles13@Feb 20 2016, 01:56 PM<br />Can you edit it to automatically update for me?

do you want me to change your diaper, too?

ooooh it's a stinky winky.

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Quote:Originally posted by teztify@Feb 6 2016, 11:41 PM<br />In the interest of math, and I haven't checked the accuracy of the numbers given in your post, but:

2 / 1.5 = 1.333 cups per year.
6 / 4 = 1.50 cups per year.

If we take "a little over" four years to mean, lets say, even as much as 4 months, we still get:

6 / 4.333 = 1.385 cups per year.

that's about 11.08 ounces for those curious

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[Trying to rag on my website skills]

Quote:Originally posted by TheNextGreatOne@Jan 22 2016, 03:07 PM<br />Who needs CSS.&nbsp; :ph34r:

i had to set yo mama's <body> max-width: 100% to see her left booty cheek

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[misspelling a word]

Quote:Originally posted by Eggy216@Jan 19 2016, 09:37 PM<br />:bison:

fixed.

#GetOnMyGrammarLeague

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[Thread about him leading in posts for the day]

Quote:Originally posted by JHS@Jan 13 2016, 08:56 PM<br />yeah but I doubt anyone else has 153 posts (I do)

why don't you use one of those 153 to update your player

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[Geniunley asking for help]

Quote:Originally posted by Abdeezy@Jan 7 2016, 12:35 AM<br />How you do?

Just fine

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Quote:Originally posted by Raferum@Jan 6 2016, 04:31 PM<br />Common guys we dont have alot of time anymore.

Lets get to 400 gooo!

That's what your mom said.

about orgasms.

in bed.

with your mom.

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[Canadian themed thread]

Quote:Originally posted by LatvianBastard@Jan 6 2016, 12:58 PM<br />sorry

*opens door for you*
*apologizes*

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Quote:Originally posted by Copenhagen@Dec 31 2015, 11:29 PM<br />@Eggy why is it so big all of a sudden?? lmao

I'll take "Things eggy has never heard" for $400, Trebek.

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Hope y'all had a Merry Christmas!



And have a happy new year!



Bonus behind the scenes attempts.



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(Jingle Bells)

Posting in the thread, in a one-man troll crusade,
Logic out the door, laugh emotes all day () ) )),
Reports counting up, making HO fright,
What fun it is to read all this and watch the people fight!

OOOOOOOH

S-H-L, S-H-L
Sometimes there's hockey!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a shitstorm hockey thread, oooo
S-H-L, S-H-L
Sometimes there's hockey!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a shitstorm hockey thread

Now it's time to sim, so all wait patiently,
for Jack to get online, and rig games for the league,
Oh no gorlab's on, and saw the lastest posts,
Better save all his files before they all end up toast!

OOOOOOOH

S-H-L, S-H-L
Sometimes there's hockey!
Oh, what fun it is to see
a new suspension thread
S-H-L, S-H-L
Sometimes there's hockey!
Oh, what fun it is to see
a new suspension thread

Playoffs going on, but no one seems to care,
There's an argument, so everybody's there,
Can't imagine why, someone would join this site,
Think I'll stick to the LR and post there all damn night!

OOOOOOOH

S-H-L, S-H-L
Sometimes there's hockey!
Oh my god, I can't believe
they're fighting over that
S-H-L, S-H-L
Sometimes there's hockey!
Oh my god, I can't believe
they're fighting over that

HEY!

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[Joester's player thread]

Not even active enough to finish the title. Smh

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Quote:Originally posted by Mac@Dec 1 2015, 10:33 PM<br />Wouldn't the hookers come with the BJ'S?

no usually I do. HEYOOOO

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["Hey DC" thread]

Quote:Originally posted by grimmsterj@Nov 20 2015, 12:29 PM<br />I hate white people, give me permaban

grimm are you....

(⌐■_■)

alwhite?

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Quote:Originally posted by prettyburn@Nov 16 2015, 12:51 PM<br />
No, no, you're supposed to start flipping tables if you're upset about something.

(╯°□°）╯︵ uɹnqʎʇʇǝɹd

Quote:Originally posted by prettyburn@Nov 16 2015, 01:05 PM<br />I am not a table&nbsp; <_<

oh sorry

prettyburn ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

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Quote:Originally posted by raymond3000@Nov 8 2015, 04:25 PM<br />

Code:

Bojo Biscuit beats up Kristian Eriksson at 1:54 of 3rd period

Not this again

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Quote:Originally posted by Banjo@Oct 11 2015, 08:21 PM<br />In an interesting development, Walter White is announcing his frustration with his longtime Minnesota teammates.&nbsp; Below are just some of the countless insults thrown his way.

...
"Hey Bojo" (Instead of Banjo)
...

That's nothing. Most people on this site get me confused with some guy named "Asshole". Pretty frustrating.

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[SHL Logo Concept thread]

Quote:Originally posted by BluesBoy71@Sep 18 2015, 06:23 AM<br />Have you tried putting stars on it?

what an odd request

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[About JHS]

Quote:Originally posted by R++@Sep 9 2015, 12:53 PM<br />unrelated but man is your sig derping super hard


HUHHHH DERP

i made this one in the smjhl today post but nobody liked it. :((



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Quote:Originally posted by Harry@Sep 24 2015, 01:22 PM<br />

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[SHL Advertisement Ideas thread]

Enlarge your TPEnis today

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Quote:Originally posted by FourFour@Aug 14 2015, 11:10 AM<br />I officially change my name from Danny Tanner -> GOAT Billi

@All MocK draft people recognize this and change your mock draft accordingly

It's ok nobody should have you in their mocks anyway

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[About working while on the toilet]

Quote:Originally posted by r1c3bowl22@Aug 11 2015, 12:33 PM<br />You're quite the multitasker.

I admire that.

You could say... I'm always on the go...

... thank you. thank you.

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Quote:Originally posted by Leafs4ever@Jul 30 2015, 01:19 PM<br />The Jets are happy to have Both re-upped for the next couple of seasons.

F Jamers Both
S25: $1.0mil
S26: $1.0mil

both what

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Quote:Originally posted by 701@Jul 30 2015, 01:53 PM<br />I'd just like to announce as the richest man on the SHL, fuck u.

you gonna buy a good player now?

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Quote:Originally posted by JumpierPegasus@Jul 26 2015, 12:27 AM<br />You guys can't just pretend our problems don't exist by posting pictures of Pushkin

Works for me!!!

I can't hear your relocation comments over the sound of the ooooh's and awwwww's from Pushking photos.



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Quote:Originally posted by The_Mazais@Jul 1 2015, 12:54 PM<br />Jack's gone :((

can confirm; jack off

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Quote:Originally posted by Mac@Jun 20 2015, 07:06 PM<br />Someone hold me.

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[Just go here for the reference: http://theshl.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=54739]

Quote:Originally posted by #NoBradyNoBanner@Jun 10 2015, 11:40 PM<br />shots fired at Kins

shots rehired shortly after

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Quote:Originally posted by Midas Whale@May 11 2015, 01:20 PM<br />Evelina loves TEX more than WKP imo

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Quote:Originally posted by Tanner@May 6 2015, 03:04 PM<br />*quietly takes notes*

*erases tanner's notes, draws penises*

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Quote:Originally posted by Whikadoodle@Apr 17 2015, 02:28 PM<br />

Code:

Bojo Biscuit ejected from game at 11:40 of 1st period

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Quote:Originally posted by Trill@Apr 13 2015, 09:22 PM<br />All I'm gonna say regarding this is its not as black and white as that lol

Idk JT sounds pretty white to me

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<!--QuoteBegin-Schmidt[/i]@Feb 5 2015, 01:33 PM
Oh yeah? You and what army? :ph34r:[/quote]

Maybe not an army....

but maybe....

A PLATOOOOOOOOON???

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[Sexual Avatars thunderdome]
idk why the trend is to have sexy ladies as avatars. It'd be like giving other guys boners.

#FirstWangProblems