God Damn I'm late


Being apart of the Kelowna Knights, a big heated rivalry since as long as I can remember has been with those fucking fatties called the Vancouver Whalers. Our goalie: Sebastian Thompson posts accurate memes of them, and they give them right back with their own, inaccurate, memes. They've fought in loads of playoff series. There has been multiple battles, wars, and never seen before events. From puck drop, the game was on, big hits, left and right, big body checks, scrummages after every whistle, including some of the cleanest, most mature men and women on the ice. The fans show their enthusiasm with constant cheers and boos in unison. However the game didn't go in our direction. Although we worked our asses off every last second, those fucking skunks beat us 4-3. We took a 3-1 lead, and they got a goal to give them the momentum, they tied it early in the 3rd period. The game got very nasty, myself included. I threw a good ol' fashion hip check, laying someone's ass on the ground. Vancouver and Kelowna started knocking each other down left and right. After the whistles, punches behind the referees' back. At one point, Sophia Bennet got too close to the net, which Thompson swung his stick at him knocking him down. The game ended 4-3 Whalers, but as the sim showed, we got back at them. Fuck the Whalers

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