The Fresh Raiders of the Basement

Now this is a story all about how
The Raiders season flipped-turned upside down
Let Loco take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how we became the prince of a last place crown

In Nova Scotia is where we play
On the ice rink is where we spend most of our days
Chillin' out maxin' losin' real bad
And all shooting some shots wide like Oli K.
When a bunch of Mammoths who were doing real good
Got to play us eight times in my neighborhood
We took eight little losses and my Evok got scared
She said, "We're in last place right now but we'll be good one day."

I got whistled for a fight and so did Trucker
The ref's back said "Tim Tebow" and he had bribes on his back
If anything I could say that this guy was dumb
But I thought, "Well, this sucks."
– "They keep scoring on us."

I looked up to the scoreboard - 1 to 9
And I yelled to the ref, "Yo trash smell ya later."
I looked at our record
Oh man that shits bad
Now we sit on our throne as the Toilet Bowl Kings