Makes goals happen often which is good
Angles pucks into the back of the net
Trades the puck often with Crossfit Jesus
Takes over games with his offensive abilities
Has only four penalty minutes
Earns leadership positions on his team maybe I didn't check
Wants to be the best there ever was

Assists Crossfit like I mentioned above
Unselfish with the puck to rack up the assists
Sustains the Crows first line very well
Ton of guys talking about him for MVP
Overall one the best offensive threats in the league
Needs this award to survive


Might fly under the radar a bit
Is a good goal scorer
Klutch kid
Easy to write because his name is shorter

Wants to be the MVP
Always has time for fans
Likes long walks on the beach
Klap bombs
Eats healthy most days
Resists playing too much defense


Never gives up, never ever
Our hero and savior
Unravels defense with offensive magic
Redesigns jerseys better than Adidas

Has some goals that he has scored
Arguably Greatest Of All Time
Really cool dude with really cool shirts
Rifles pucks into the net somewhat often
Assassin of goalies with his sick shots
Knights only good player honestly

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