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Task #1 - Top 5 Hunkiest Men in the SMJHL Palayoffs
5. Oliver König - Starting this list off here is Mr. König! The perfectly sculpted hair alone is enough reason to ban helmets in the SMJHL, player safety be damned! That playoff beard just gets a small town gal like me to quiver, every time. 4. Roman Augustus - When he first broke into this league, he bore the nickname of Steamboat;Dreamboat. Both nicknames hold true, but lets focus on the dreamboat part :wub:. He’s just a true rowdy boy, just a fun-having, fun-looking rowdy boy. I wanna play with his hair while he tells me all about how nervous he is for the SHL Draft. Wow I’m in love. 3. Mike Izzy - What. A. Jawline!!! What. A. Smile!!! Jinky Petes is this guy a true hottie. He’s got that high school, king of the cafeteria vibe, with a varsity jacket and the captain of the cheer squad fawning all over him. I’m the captain of the debate team, a shy gal with big dreams and a bigger love for Panic at the Disco. God I hope he notices me across the room. Damn I got distracted, anyways this hunk is #IZZY_APPROVED! 2. Crossfit Jesus - Ay carumba what a cutie this guy is! Despite his elite-level air intake/60 with a set of nostrils like that, he is just the man of this writer’s dreams! I wanted him to lead the Scarecrows to a title, and just call me out from the stands and I would slowly work my way down to him, and someone tries to hand him the cup but he ignores it as all he sees is me, and he embraces me with those loving, strong arms…Crossfit….!-AHEM, um yeah! Really hunky! 1. Dwayne Wyder - This is the definition of a hunky man, and I don’t care if he wasn’t in the playoffs damn it! If you’re on this list, or you’re not, take heed from this absolute monstrosity and learn the true meaning of hunky! Those bulging pecs, his shiny head, a jawline that could cut diamonds, the only man who can pull off a fanny pack. He’s Prince Charming in a Halifax uniform! I just want it to be 1977 and he picks me up from my house in his bright red convertible and takes me to my favourite milkshake parlour. I wanna stay in this moment forever. I would kiss him for sure. Task #2 - Interview with Nour Harrak TSN: We’re here in the Knights locker room for the season’s stall clean out, speaking with rookie Nour Harrak, Nour can you tell us a bit about your thoughts on the team’s run this year in the playoffs Harrak: Well obviously we were really disappointed in the result, Vancouver is a great team and serious rival for us so it was a bit heartbreaking that we went cold through that series, but all in all I’m really happy with how it went otherwise. We weren’t even projected to make the playoffs, so that experience offsets some of the hurt we’re feeling now TSN: And how do you feel about your individual performance? Harrak: In terms of total numbers I am really proud of what I was able to do, it was a night and day difference between the regular season and this year’s playoffs so it was great to start performing, but I know I had issues with consistency. I hit a cold streak right around game 6 against Montreal and found my game again too late in game 4 with Vancouver. It’s something I’m gonna work on and have fixed for next year, for sure. TSN: Alright! Lastly, any words to the fans one last time? Harrak: Kelowna-faithful, thank you for tuning in with us during this run! We’re nothing without a great fanbase like you guys and we’re ready to bring the heat next season with a stronger team and some new faces. Count on it! Task #3 - COL-STL Game 7 Infographic <div align="center"> ![]() Task #4 - Playoff MVP The Playoffs are a time where heroes rise, and players truly solidify their legacies as SHL and SMJHL legends. The coveted Playoff MVP can only go to one, so who is S35’s winner? The case HAS to be made for Whalers netminder Carrick Murray. He has a phenomenal regular season and carried that play into the playoffs where he was a MAJOR contributor to the Whalers championship run! There wasn’t any major goaltending stat that Murray wasn’t top 3 in, posting up only one loss through his 9 games, and finishing with the post-season’s best GAA (2.37), and second best Sv% (.898). His stellar play is often attributed to the stellar defence the team has iced in front of him, but at the end of the day, a lot of the fantastic defensive work came right from Murray. He’s got plenty of support for the regular season MVP, and he’s absolutely made a case here for the playoff MVP as well! Task #5 - Cup-Winning Banner <div align="center"> ![]() |
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