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Top 5 Celebrity Appearances:
#5 Taylor Swift/Demi Lavato

These two singers didn't get to see their beloved Raiders this post season, but dont worry Demi don't really care and Taylor was quick to Shake It Off

#4 Tony Romo

I was thinking he wouldn't have been there if he was still playing football, but he probably would have been on IR anyway, regardless, Tony wasnt going to miss this one.

#3 Tom Cruise

Kind of upset about this one, I asked Tom to come watch me play when he was in town and he said, "sorry man mission Impossible

#2 Justin Bieber

Bieber got a once in a lifetime opportunity to play in the Celebrity allstar game over the playoffs, Just another reason to pursue your dreams, and Never Say Never

#1 Ashton Kutcher

Guess Who showed up to this intense playoff game!


2. Teammate interview

Q: Richard Physt, how does it feel to lose to MTL?
A: Fuck MTL, we should have won if my dumbass team mates didnt take so many penalties...

Q: Did you just call your teammates dumbasses?
A: I dont fuckin know im hammered

Q: Is it becuase you're sad?
A: Whats sadness?

Q: What are you gonna do over the off season
A: Probably just sleep with many hot women in multiples at a time

Q: Thanks for your time bud.
A: Fuck off ya inbred twat.