Tor Tuck smacked Khabib Nurmagomedova over the head and threw him into the trunk of his car. Tor Tuck was hoping to teach the young player some valuable life lessons, primarily survival skills. After Khabib Nurmagomedov was secured in the vehicle and convincingly knocked out Tor hopped in the driver’s seat and hit the road to a remote area in the great white north. Upon arrival Tor Tuck opened the trunk to find a conscious Khabib Nurmagomedov with a large welt on his forehead. Khabib Nurmagomedov immediately leapt to strike Tor back but Tor gave him another bop on the head to daze him before explaining the situation. Tor Tuck was going to leave Khabib Nurmagomedov in the forest so that he could practice primitive survival skills in case things ever hit the fan. Before Khabib Nurmagomedov could protest Tor pulled him from the trunk, tossed a backpack his way, hopped in the car and drove off. It has been three weeks and Khabib Nurmagomedov still hasn’t returned, but Tor Tuck is confident he’ll make it back eventually as a skilled survivalist.

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