I meannnnnnnnnn obviously we're doing a monthly box of hotdogs what did you expect!? sign up for just 29.99 and you'll get 12 gourmet premium hotdogs shipped to your house each month, ready for consumption or freezing. we've got all kinds of special dogs so know that these aren't just corner store franks we're talking about. we got mango habanero hotdog, we got vanilla dipped hotdog, we got gummi bear and mint hotdog, we got hotdog from the cow butt, we got hotdog from the cow hoof, we got hotdog from not even a cow, we got hotdog from cow anus, we got hotdog from cow lips, we got pork flavored cow hotdog, we got cow flavored pork hotdog, and you DO NOT get to choose what you get! It's a surprise each month, which makes the experience all the more enjoyable and exciting. Everyone in the SHL world knows that the players are actually controlled by Gods from above and it is well known that Eko Van Otter's God is named hotdog so this is consistent within the SHL universe.