Today I was approached to be the new face for a company's new subscription service. While I was not considering a new sponsorship, this one was way out there that made me think, maybe I should do it. After a long debate and thought provoking talk with my manager, we decided to do it. It took some work at first, but finally I was able to capture the nature of the services and really hone in on what it means to me. I cannot tell you the amount of times I have used a product similar to this, and now that it has it's own subscription service, I do not think I will every go to the store again. I would like to introduce the world to the Williams Brand Aspirin. The cure for many hang overs and bad headaches for years. Not to mention the pain relief for my back. Getting older? Try my new brand aspirin that we'll deliver right to your door for a small fee of course.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for this product reaching children. I am an old man now and want to look out for other old people.