16. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is now completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

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1. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
Reflection on your season - how did your player fare on the ice this season? Did you meet or surpass your individual player goals or did you come up short? Whether you excelled or disappointed - what can you attribute that to? What will you try to do better next season?

Well, I Luffy Richard, dominated this season like I have never dominated before! I basically doubled up all of my offensive stats and was the best fourth liner in the entire league. I can say that because I might be the only maxed out fourth liner in the league. On any other team I am a first or second liner, but I was the depth that propelled the Whalers to the best season we have ever had. I need to toot my own horn now because I am gonna get wrecked in the SHL. But for one glorious season, Luffy Richard was the best Luffy in the J. I almost had thirty freaking points, which was basically my entire points total for the previous three seasons. I don’t know if anyone had a turnaround season like I have, but I should be the poster boy of what fun you can have if you stay somewhat active and talk to the boys and girls in the locker room. If I had been this active my entire career, I would give the Other Luffy a run for his money.

4. Written/Graphic, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
If the SHL needed to set up a playoff bubble (like the NHL did in Edmonton/Toronto or the NBA in Orlando), which city would be the best candidate to host as the hub city? What would the players do during their time in a playoff bubble? (For graphic option, make an advertisement [like a pamphlet/brochure] in support of a specific city as the hub city and highlighting the reasons why.

Well, have you heard the story of Brent Underwood? He bought an abandoned mining town and has been fixing it up. I asked him to add a couple of rinks and two hotels, and boom we got ourselves a bubble city that has only had one person living in it for like two years. I mean, it'll be rough because it'll be lacking in amenities, but we’re hockey players, I’m sure we can survive as those brave miners survived back during the gold rush. Cerro Gordo, California is the name of the town by the way. It’ll be glorious. No hot water, all of our food out of a can, puppet shows until he can get the cable running...or like any sort of television. Most of the power will be going to the rinks after all, but it’ll be great! We can have all kinds of fun in an abandoned minor town where the nearest sign of civilization can’t even be seen with a telescope. Hell yeah Cerro Gordo bubble city!

6. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)
Which SHL or SMJHL team was the best team to not make the finals this season and why?

Well, this is going to be a biased answer, but let me crystal clear that the Kraken sure gave the Whalers a run for their money. I should know, I was part of that series. It was a bloodbath. Blunt Man was using cheat codes or something because he felt like a brick wall, like the great wall, like the wall of insecurities that will have me staying with my parents until i am forty-five. Seriously, he played great and it was frustrating at times. If the Whalers weren’t the stacked team they are, they had a real solid chance at the cup. Great series guys! It was a pleasure to compete against you.

8. Written/Graphic, 3 TPE (150 words min. if written)
The arenas in Buffalo and Hamilton want to make sure they're pulling out all the stops on the big stage. Help the concessions department of one of these two teams develop a new product, with marketing specifically pertaining to this finals series, to be sold at the arena during the finals. Describe the product and the marketing in 150 words or create a promotional poster showing the product, its name, the price, etc.

I got two words for you Buffalo! Buffalo Chips! Think about all the possibilities for marketing and mockery! Not only will you be viewed as insane, gross, and confused, you will be known as the people who saved the Buffalo! That is because for every bag of Buffalo Chips you sell, a portion goes to conservation efforts for those majestic American beasts. They will come in a variety of flavors such as dill pickle, limon, ranch, Cholula hot sauce: What a line up! There will also be a nacho version of Buffalo Chips where you will provide the greatest cheeses known to man! Especially the delicious aged smoked cheddar. Smoke your Buffalo Chips to fuel your game! Come on, the marketing writes itself. I am giving you some premo free marketing ideas here. Millions of dollars worth of ideas! The prices shall be reasonable, because you want lots of free publicity for all the money you are giving to conservation efforts across the nation. Plus you could sell little Buffalos that poop out chips. Step aside pooping moose! There is a new ungulate in town!

14. Written, 2 TPE - The Procrastinator Special! (100 words min)
Welp, you waited until the last day to grind out your CW and the CC finals are longggggggg over by now. congrats to [TEAM], woo! Reflecting back on the series, who gets your vote for series MVP? Make the case why this player deserves it over any other.

Congratulations Buffalo on once again being the champions of the greatest league that has ever simmed a simulation about the game of hockey, played on skates, on ice, and with a puck. Your welcome non-sport fans for that in-depth explanation on what this league is. But if you didn’t know, why are you reading these random ramblings? Anyways, Monkey D. Luffy played a hell of a series. Real hall of fame material that kid is. And the reason I’m projection you as the MVP is because, I Luffy Richard, will one day claim the title as best Luffy the league has ever seen! And I want it to be as hard as possible, so he has to have a stacked resume so that I can claim that crown. And what a great series it was, Seven game triple overtime?? Insane. Also I wrote this early and will not be editing my answer if I’m wrong.