Overall, I'd say Keahi overperformed my expectations. I was fully prepared to have a plus/minus of -50. Something that you could never really get back to the positives no matter how successful your player did the rest of his career. Offensively, I was completely surprised. I was fully expecting to end the season with 10 points if I was lucky. Never did I imagine I'd finish with 21 points in my first season after spending the previous three in the SMJHL. The start of the season, my player was on a roll. As the season ended, he slowed down a bit but still. The hits are disappointing, I was hoping for 100+. Shots blocked is good, always a stat I love to see when I check my player. No fights, which is lame. Some how snuck in 2 powerplay goals, which I find funny because I don't think my player ever had much power play time during his career.

So the bottom two seeds get byes in the first round. The first seed plays the second seed, third plays fourth, you get the idea. So after the initial round, the two highest seeds play each other. The seeds that got the bye round then play the two lowest ranked seeds left in a best of 11 series. Fast forward to the finals, the two teams play a best of 31 series. Get this, they play a best of 31 series in the NHL EASHL game mode. If able, the games will be played 6v6. If not enough players, 4v4. One sub is allowed from each team to meet the required number for either games. If more subs are required to play 4v4, the head office will determine neutral subs to fill in the rest of the team.

There is only one option available for the SHL when it comes to a playoff bubble city. It has to be a real dump, some place no one would want to go to. The goal of the bubble is to protect the players, right? Well what better way then to send them to a shithole not even the people living there want to stay in. That's right, I'm talking about Buffalo. I mean, who even wants to stay in that forsaken city? The winters are a testament to mankind's disregard for any warning systems as to not settle in an area. Plus the city is so toxic, with fans chomping at the bit to attack anyone that happens to have a negative thought about their beloved sports team. The players would have fuck all to do, they are there to play hockey not have a fun vacation. Honorable mention would be San Francisco, but that's just because the franchise is a trash fire that can never be put out.

Another win, bleh
How predictable and drab
Hamilton sucks butts

Next year will be huge
Barracuda will chomp chomp
Eat the others up

Pride will still be hurt
Dumpster fire that keeps burning
A long road ahead

Expansion teams show
If they really can go
Hope we will see it

The league is the place to be
Have fun, be kind each other

For the final series, we will be selling team branded personal protection equipment. No, not masks. Those are overdone and already available from numerous third party suppliers. No, for the finals we will have special condoms made for each teams. Protect yourself while you spent time with that significant other, or someone you met earlier in the day and they are game, we don't judge. Have a Steelhawk logo on your Steelcawk, or a stampede through your partner with your Stampede condom. If anything, it will be a conversation starter before, during, or after the nasty deed. Who knows, it maybe something that you both can laugh at while you do the nasty behind that park bush. It's facial protection for your partner, without needing a mask! When they raise the Cup, you'll be able to raise something safely. Keep that load protected like these two teams protect a lead. The possibilities are endless!

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