1. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
Reflection on your season - how did your player fare on the ice this season? Did you meet or surpass your individual player goals or did you come up short? Whether you excelled or disappointed - what can you attribute that to? What will you try to do better next season?

For Justin Keahi, the past season was one filled with ups and downs. To end the season, the forward would end with a +/- of -68. Quite possibly the most depressing stat to look at, you were on the ice for at least 68 goals by the other team. It's the type of stat you look at and go, "Wow, talk about a train wreck of a team." Just soul crushingly depressing to see, but even more depressing for the player. To play every night, and know that your career plus/minus will be ruined for ever. You can't fix something that awful. One of the positives this season for Keahi was two fights. It only took one season, but he was finally able to find some willing partners to drop the gloves with. His 10 goals and 10 assists are neat too, but throwing hits and blocking shots are his true calling.

3. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
Over the offseason your player is getting involved in some charitable causes. What is your player/team doing around the community/for charity this offseason?

Charity is a huge part of Justin Keahi's offseason. When he isn't on the ice playing for the Tampa Bay Barracuda, he is out and about working with charities. For many Tampa Bay players and residents, the local shelters for spousal abuse victims is a main play to fundraise and raise awareness for. I mean, the Barracuda put their fans through a lot, to the point where it maybe abusive. So to try to make up for that, they try to help the local abuse shelters. This offseason, Keahi donated over $10,000 to the local shelters, as well as spending some time doing promotional campaigns to raise awareness for them. In addition, he promised to donate $100 for every goal he scores next season to the shelters, as well as $500 for every fight he gets in. At the end of the season, he will auction off three game used sticks, two game used jerseys, and a game used water bottle.

12. Written, up to 4 TPE - Pick up to 4 Challenge Cup related topics to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50+ words.
a. The season series between these two teams was tied 3-3. Do you think either team has an advantage in this series or do you see it as a true toss up?
I think Chicago has the clear advantage between the two teams. I mean, it's a hawk versus a mobster. Claws against a gun. The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for Hamilton in the finals with Chicago swinging that big dick energy against the team most people are sick of seeing the finals.
b. Each of these teams boasts a very strong first powerplay unit - which team has the special teams advantage in this series?
Obviously it has to be Chicago that boasts the better special teams and will have the advantage this series. They have that big dick energy, and they'll use that special team big dick energy to swing it against Hamilton and take over the special teams during this series. And that's not just an opinion, it's a fact.
c. Which of these two teams' brandings do you prefer? Take into account colors, logo, name, location, and anything else you consider relevant.
I prefer Chicago's branding more because it has so much more color and soul into it. It's yellow and black, yeah, but it's more life filled then that lame ass gray and navy scheme the Steelhawks have. Also the Steelhawks have yellow in their shit for some reason? That's wack, and if it's wack it means they don't have that big dick energy like Chicago does.
d. Would you rather get a lap dance from Hugh Jazz, have a staring contest with Luke Atmey (velv's old player), reach for objects on high shelves with Dale Miller, or play League with Parker Smeb?
I'd rather play League with Parker Smeb, because he plays for a team with that big dick energy. He also mains characters that have big dick energy, in turn giving him big dick energy. There is no doubt that you would want to play league with Parker Smeb. It's simple, it's clear cut, and it's fact. Big dick energy.

15. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

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16. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)
As my last PT prompt ever I am happy to claim creative license here and do this prompt that no one is allowed to get mad at me because it's my last PT prompt ever.
Many athletes have created OnlyFans accounts recently, including Bec Rawlings, Plaxico Burress, and Adi Spiegelman - if your SHL player created an account what premium content are fans around the world subscribing to see? It doesn't have to be sex stuff but it doesn't not have to be :o Would your player be successful on this platform? No graphic option for this one! Goodbye!

So first of all, who the fuck are any of those "athletes." Second, of course Justin Keahi has an OnlyFans. You know what people with OnlyFans have? Big dick energy. And Justin Keahi has big dick energy, thus he has an OnlyFans. His OnlyFans is a mix of workout tips, day in the life's of a SHL player, bathroom shots of him beating his wrench, helpful road cooking tips, and other big dick energy content. When he isn't flexing his big dick energy OnlyFans to his loyal fans, he is working on branching out his OnlyFans content. One of the key things to social media is networking, so he is trying to find other people with OnlyFans to work with and grow and expand his subscriber base for his big dick energy OnlyFans content. Will he succeed in this business venture, or will he fail? It doesn't matter, because he has big dick energy and that's all you need to succeed in the world.