One of the bigger storylines in that it directly affects my happiness and mental wellbeing is the fact that the hockey gods have decided that Seattle will be this season's ritual sacrifice and are currently in the process of pulling our intestines out through our assholes. The bottom players in the league in PDO are all Seattle Argonauts. Our goaltender, Thor Odinson, noted god of thunder and recent Jesster finalist, has seen his save percentage drop like 30 points despite us acquiring one of the league's top defenseman and us shoring up our depth down the middle with the acquisition of Reid Sutherland. This is in no way Thor's fault, he was just ironically the one the hockey gods decided to smite with lightning while our top offensive players score less than they should on some bad shooting luck to boot. Like seriously I've been kind of half-heartedly laughing about it lately but it's getting full on to the point where I want to get off of Mr Bones' Wild Ride please and thanks. It's 1am and I'm rocking back and forth writing this PT so it's veering dangerously close to a Joker origin story at this point, send help