We are gathered here today to celebrate the wedding of Evgeni Petrov and Tommy Tightpants. Having known each other from their days in Newfoundland, that spark between the two of them was always there, but alas they could not try it because they were teammates. Now, apart from the bonds of teammate-dom, they are allowed to be wed. Invited will be the members of the locker room in which they both met each other, Newfoundland. People like Ham, Juke, Ty and the Beeg Yosh himself will all be in attendance at the wedding. The wedding itself will go quite well. The traditional bride and groom dance to "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats will be a rip roaring success and everyone in the room will be enthralled. Except Puddles O'Duck. Puddles feels betrayed by Evgeni for falling in love with another player and mid dance decides to try and tackle Tightpants to ruin everything. At the last possible moment, Angus McFife steps up and checks Puddles into the wall, nodding once at Evgeni before returning to his 87 pounds of shrimp cocktail.

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