There would be a royal wedding of Emeril Lagasse and Slavakov Vladimirashenko because they have real chemistry in the Newfoundland locker room and i think are the most likely of the NL players to get married. Obviously (clean) andrei would officiate and nobody would understand what he was saying other than "you marry". The food would be really good because Emeril is a chef and there would be plenty of beef yoshi for everyone. Seen on the dance floor are the former and current Slatt, Harrington, and pasta the turtle spinning upside down on his shell like a maniac. Drunk timonen is hitting the karaoke hard with nina tucker. Jannik Nordstern was invited but didn't show. Bas o bigbers did show but won't shut up about wheel of time and is making the other guests uncomfortable. Liam slate was secretly planning to ruin the wedding but became distracted by the entertainment. All in all things went... ok.