S63 PT #4: Into the SHLverse
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As Melvin peers at not Melvin one of the biggest differences he notices, is well, a little... well not a little difference, but a little something else, if you catch my drift. As recent images have hinted at, Melvin Majestik-Moose has not been shortchanged down south, and has more majesty than just in his name. You could say that Melvin Majestik-Moose's performance when it matters leaves nothing to be desired. Quite indeed, some would argue that his affiliation in the Chinese zodiac is towards the sign of the bull. When other teammates were inquired about it, Anton Harrier, who's more experienced to his presence, simply noted that the first thing that comes to his mind when asked about Melvin would be a Steelix.
However, as Melvin took a peek and the Murder-Moose he found his antlers, both up north and down sound, lacking. It seemed wildly unreal that the Murder-Moose would be the one who isn't quite as well endowed, but between his tiny antlers, and something else, it would make sense that this other Melvin had resorted to murder on so many occasions. The additional differences could be seen in their personalities. Original Melvin appeared as though he gave off 'Every woman wants me, and what I've got' vibes, without him even trying, while the traitor Melvin seemed sad, lonely, and like he spent one too many nights looking at internet ads and buying various devices to assist him. This may have helped him on the field, but it didn't seem as though it actually made him happier. Looking at the pathetic moose that sat before him, Melvin just turned away and left him there, completely out of sorts with fake Melvin's tiny self. ![]() ![]() |
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