Prompt Two:

If anything had gone differently I would have been born into a different universe in a galaxy far, far away. And I probably would have been born a rancor because rancors are fucking awesome. All snarly and ominous looking, but in reality they are just creatures of the force like me and you. Except with me, Im RANCOR! A hockey playing Rancor just because I have to make this somewhat related to SHL hahaha but seriously. When the Rancor appeared I was total woooo. Did not really see that coming but then I was like. Oh yeah They brought back the rancor. (said in Boromir's voice in LOTR... THEY HAVE A CAVE TROLL) And how. It was almost as awesome as the Luke Skywalker appearance in Mando but hahahaha "The Rancor's on the loose!" Just imagine living your miserable Mos Espa daily drudge life and then all of a sudden one day there's a fucking Rancor climbing your wall. hahahaha It was epic. omg imagine a rancor Jedi?