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Jasper Maximov has been looking for a big tiddy goth girlfriend for many years without much success so he thought he'd start pretending to be interested in black magic and esotherism and shit because that's how you meet goth girls with big boobs right?

Anyway, his spell seriously back fired and now it's getting out of hands because there's two of him. But his alter ego is so much cooler than him which makes the task to get a girlfriend with big boobies even more complicated. He asked his other self to teach him tricks and being the cool bastard he is, he accepted, but whenever he showed Earth-1's Jasper how to do things, girls would want to take Earth-2 Jasper home instead.

Not wanting to deal with all this competition, Jasper 1 went on a quest to send Jasper 2 back to his world, pretending that he was doing this for his own good because Jasper 2's mom would miss him or something.

One of the goth girls who was actually good at magic helped them send him back and left with him. So now all his less crappy in the world.

What a PT prompt, guys.