Kids can be bad at times, but they are generally bad at being bad. Ivan is going to teach them an unethical life pro tip during this session. Lesson #1 - Do NOT break 2 laws at once. That is how you get caught. If you want to sneak some candy during class, do not do it while also dancing on top of your desk. Or if they are a bit older and trying to sneak in the house late, do not do it while intoxicated. Or alternatively, if intoxicated - do not be late! While many parents may not appreciate their kid learning this skill at an early age, it is bound to help the child stay out of trouble.

ULPT #2 - SHUT YOUR MOUTH. Did you sneak some candy in you backpack? Stop telling everyone on the bus! Did you find the teacher's answers for the upcoming test? Get your A and SHUT YOUR MOUTH. Many a plan has been foiled by the person just telling people things they didn't need to know.

I fully expect some backlash, but I am willing to take this hit so that these children can be better at being bad.