THIS IS IN RESPONSE TO PROMPT NUMBERO UNO, ALSO KNOWN AS THE FIRST PROMPT.

Well, it has finally happened - old age and the accompanying body has caught up with Baltimore Platoon forward, Rob Wright.

"This off season has by far been the hardest one I have faced." Wright went on to say. "Not only did my favourite fast food place stop serving Soft Serve, but my favourite soft serve place stopped making burgers. It's gotten prettty dicey out there. I've had to start eating at vegan fast food places."

Wright came into S66 training camp at his heaviest weight, 3.4k tonnes. After patting his belly a few times, Wright continues to explain his off-season struggles. "Coupled with my favourite eateries changing, my oldest kid started school. He's At some prestigious school for gifted kids, run by some bald Brit named Xavier. Cool floaty chair, though. Since Nathan has left the house, things are a lot more quiet. I've gotten to read a lot more.

"Kids, if you want to make it as a pro athlete, you've gotta stop reading and being a parent and start training literally every waking moment."