There is one clear cut MVP this season for the SMJHL. They aren't on the Kelowna Knights, so we don't give a fuck about them. Now, on the Kelowna Knights there is only one clear MVP for the team. That person is Mito Chondria, self proclaimed powerhouse of the SMJHL. He shoots, he skates, he scores, he hits, he takes penalties, he steals the puck, and he takes quick shifts. He's a fucking stud, the fans love him, the team loves him, and you mom loves him. He creates momentum, he creates energy, he is a fucking powerhouse. I mean just look at his fucking legs, like fucking tree trunks. That's not the only fucking thing that's the size of a tree trunk, either. On the ice he sounds like a rhinoceros running. He's loud, he's fast, and he'll whoop your fucking ass. Mito Chondria is the MVP of Kelowna, and next season he'll be the MVP of the SMJHL, and then the season after that the MVP of the fucking SHL.
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Mattias Holmberg | D | Retired Name: Mattias Holmberg Position: Defense Player Type: Two-Way Defenseman Shoots: Right Height: 6'1" Weight: 198 lbs Number: 16 Birthplace: Karlstad, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ S25 | MTL | GP: 26 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 11 | S. Blocked: 20 S25 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | PTS: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 3 | S. Blocked: 1 S26 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 21 | PTS: 31 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 22 | Hits: 38 | S. Blocked: 42 S27 | MTL | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 31 | PTS: 40 | +/-: 15 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 10 | S. Blocked: 48 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoffs: ------------------------------------------------------------ S25 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 3 | PTS: 5 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 3 | S. Blocked: 7 S26 | MTL | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 1 | PTS: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 4 S27 | MTL | GP: 17 | G: 4 | A: 8 | PTS: 12 | +/-: 8 | PIM: 8 | Hits: 20 | S. Blocked: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ S28 | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 6 | PTS: 9 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 44 | Hits: 86 | S. Blocked: 58 S29 | LAP | GP: 38 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | +/-: -11 | PIM: 22 | Hits: 43 | S. Blocked: 50 S29 | POR | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 9 | PTS: 11 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 22 S30 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 21 | PTS: 32 | +/-: -19 | PIM: 18 | Hits: 27 | S. Blocked: 108 S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 30 | PTS: 43 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 36 | Hits: 50 | S. Blocked: 128 S32 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | PTS: 23 | +/-: 10 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 58 S33 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 22 | PTS: 22 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 4 | Hits: 7 | S. Blocked: 63 S34 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 21 | PTS: 34 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 67 S35 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 26 | PTS: 33 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 4 | S. Blocked: 91 S36 | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 14 | PTS: 22 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 32 | S. Blocked: 67 S37 | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 12 | PTS: 19 | +/-: 16 | PIM: 24 | Hits: 34 | S. Blocked: 57 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics ------------------------------------------------------------ S32 | NEW | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | +/- 3 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 2 | S. Blocked: 20 S33 | NEW | GP: 18 | G: 1 | A: 5 | PTS: 6 | +/- 3 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 5 | S. Blocked: 19 S37 | WKP | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | +/- -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 5 | S. Blocked: 15 ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: (S27) Named Alternate Captain for Montreal Impact (S27) (S27) Awarded Ron Bolt Trophy in SMJHL for Most Sportsmanlike Player (S31) Named to Third Team All-Stars (S33) Challenge Cup Champion with New England Wolfpack ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: (S25) Signed SMJHL $1.5 Million/1 year contract with Montreal Impact(Free Agent) (S25) Traded to Detroit Falcons (S26) Drafted 2nd Round, 24 overall in S26 SHL draft by Los Angeles Panthers (S26) Traded to Montreal Impact with Sven Karlsson (S26) Signed 2 year, $5 Million contract with Los Angeles Panthers (S27) Signed 4 year, $11 Million contract extension with Los Angeles Panthers (S29) Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to the Portland Admirals (S31) Traded from Portland Admirals to New England Wolfpack (S31) Signed 1 year, $3 Million contract with New England Wolfpack for S32 (S32) Signed 1 year, $5 Million contract with New England Wolfpack for S33 (S33) Signed 2 year, $16 million player option contract with New England Wolfpack (S33) Traded from New England Wolfpack to Seattle Riot (S35) Traded from Seattle Riot to West Kendall Platoon (S36) Signed 2 year, $11 million player option contract with West Kendall Platoon (S38) Signed 2 year, $9 million player option contract with Los Angeles Panthers (S38) Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to the Manhattan Rage (S39) Traded from the Manhattan Rage to the Minnesota Chiefs ------------------------------------------------------------ Teams Holmberg Played For: Detroit Falcons, Montreal Impact, Portland Admirals, New England Wolfpack, Seattle Riot, West Kendall Platoon, Los Angeles Panthers, Manhattan Rage, Minnesota Chiefs, Edmonton Blizzard, Hamilton Steelhawks Sulak O'Hritea | F | Retired Justin Keahi| F | Chicago Mob-y Boi Was a Chicago Mob-y Boi Now a Tampa Bay Fishy Boi Philadelphia Forgey Boi until they were meanies >:( Short time as a New England Wolfie Boi Chicago Mob-y Boi but I actually play for them this time
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