Oles Kobliska: tied for top points out of everyone in the SMJHL, this Malamute center eeks out the top player spot with just barely more +/- than the next player. They're also just 1 assist away from getting top assist in the league.

Aleksandr Iskandrov: tied for top player spot with Oles, Aleksandr is also a center but for the Whalers.

Shylo Moxii: the Quebec center is the top goal scorer of the league by a large margin, ahead of the second highest by 20%. Shylo undoubtedly was a major contributor to the Citadels' success in the standings.

Hodor: probably the most lovable player. This is absolutely an unbiased addition, he's definitely not my player.

Holden Steady: this hockey lover leads the league in games played. I suspect his trade to Regina was requested purely to play more games.

Benjamin Devito: this Maine defenseman has won the most fights of anyone. Their abysmal face off record of 31.3% may be a contributing factor...

Foxy: this player deserves MVP for being the most successful slacker. They played the entire season with the lowest average time on ice as anyone in the entire league. You can't say they didn't try. You could, but not really... but maybe. They certainly made it hard to argue for one side or the other.