S66 Championship Week

S66 Championship Week

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#208

09-02-2022, 09:57 PM

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1. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1.5 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

vw: pablo

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7. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 7 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.

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Post your claim in the milestones thread for tpe earned per stat, and then link that post in your CW submission. This is done because the person who grades CW will be a different person than double-checks milestones.

PABLO MILESTONES

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5. Written, 3 TPE, Secret Weapon (150 words min)

It’s never too early to start thinking about how you’re going to gain a competitive edge next season! How is your team going to go the extra mile to get wins next season? Is it a secret training regimen? Sneaky equipment modifications? Booby trapping the visiting teams’ locker room? Anything goes.

The Atlanta Inferno are always looking to gain a competitive advantage over their opponents and next season will be no exception. The team brass has decided to take it to the next level however. Someone from the team staff will break into the visiting team's locker room while they're not there and douse their gear in lighter fluid. Once the players are ready to go on the ice someone will throw a lit match down the tunnel and send the players up in flames. Either they will miss the start of the game trying to put the flames out, or all their equipment will burn up and force them to forfeit. Atlanta will never lose a game again, partly because the opponents are all being treated for major burns, and partly because the entire team will be suspended after this happens just one time. Arrests might be made as well. Worth it for that extra chance (guarantee) of a win.

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13. Graphic, 1 TPE, crAIyon? More like CWaiyon!

In the spirit of the insanely easy ring task that stayed around forever, we can run this one again!. Try using OpenAI’s DALL E Mini (now known as crAIyon) to generate a Challenge Cup related image. It could be a championship ring, your player lifting the cup, a locker room celebration. Go nuts as long as you’re attempting to make it SHL related! The results will be weird, but it’s fun!  

LINK: https://www.craiyon.com/

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6. Written, 3 TPE, Curse (150 words min.)

We’ve heard of the “President’s Trophy Curse” in which the top team of the regular season has a very hard time closing the deal in the playoffs and often ends up losing. If you could invent a curse and attach it to any other league event– what would it be and why? No Challenge Cup winner shall ever repeat? Anyone who wins the goal scoring title is doomed to 4% shooting next season? Get creative and give your curse a fun name!

If I could invent a curse to put on the players of the Simulation Hockey League I would choose to put a joint one on the regular season and playoff most valuable players. I would name this curse the MVPU curse, as it would make the two MVPs stink the next season. The hockey gods would make it so the maximum amount of points that one could score the next season is half of the MVP's point total minus the playoff MVP's playoff point total. For example, say the MVP had 100 points that season and the playoff MVP had 25 points in the playoffs. That would mean the maximum amount of points the two players could score next season would be 25. Maybe this would make people try their hardest not to win the MVP awards, and have GMs try and tank their player's performances in the last games of the season.

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21. Written / Graphic, 3 TPE, Treasure Trove (150 words min.)

If you had to create an incredibly valuable object based on your team, what would it be? Think “the kind of thing that Indiana Jones would be trying to get his grimy little mitts on”. Give me a description and come up with some fun team brand related traps or tricks you could use to protect it from all those people with grimy little mitts. As a graphic task, show me what this object looks like, and depict some of its security around it.

I would create an incredibly valuable bright red gem that shines like fire because we're the Atlanta Inferno. This is just the kind of thing that Indiana Jones would risk his life for as it would be very expensive and very cool looking. We would hide this gem in the depths of the arena with tons of Atlanta Inferno related traps to keep Indiana's grubby little hands off it. First up we'd have a wall of fire. Classic, to the point, an easy deterrent for the timid adventurer who just wants to poke around the basement. If they somehow manage to put this wall of fire out, then there will be launchers that send beak-shaped spikes at dick and eye level. Neither would be a good place for this spike to wind up so watch out for those tripwires! Finally, we have recruited rapper and gangster Gunna to eat whoever makes it past the spikes. He's been recording lots of music in the basement and he's really really hungry and you look like a great light snack for him. Watch out if you want to try and steal this cool little gem!

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