1 Trivia: Verification word - Parm

2. Written Grab Bag: A) I think both Atlanta and Seattle deserve to be in the finals, both had good seasons and are new names in the finals which is great for the league. Both are capable of winning but I'd have to say Atlanta has the edge. Their GM Hotdog has been around a while and I know has been working hard for this, I think he capitalizes and brings it home for Atlanta but it's going to be a tight series. Seattle could take it, but I think Atlanta has a few more intangibles that will help them take it home in the end.

3. Written, 3 TPE: To promote the S66 playoffs I would start an add campaign showing the past SHL superstars that won the cup with their incredibly hot wives. We all know star hockey players get the hottest women, so why not capitalize on this for our mainly male audience. Sure this is not all-encompassing but it's just for fun. I'd show highlight videos of the stars who won the cup celebrating with the cup an their incredible hot wives. Not anything distasteful or anything just scenes that show a superstar SHL athlete at the top of his game both on the ice and off. The slogan would be "The Ultimate Goal-Reap the Rewards" or something along those lines. I'm spitballing here so don't judge me lol. But yeah you get the point, who doesn't appreciate beautiful women, now couple that with the stanley cup and you have an ad campaign that gets people talking and paying attention.

4. Written, 3 TPE: The question of what SMJHL team could beat an SHL team in a 7 game series is certainly an interesting one. I'm sure there's been some super high tpe SMJHL teams with a lot of send downs in the FHM era because things work differently now than in the old days, but I'm going back to the SHL era for this one. The S23 Detroit Falcons of the SMJHL could beat that Tampa Bay team from the early S50's that went 0-50 and only scored like 40 goals all season. That was a really terrible SHL team, even worse than this past seasons Edmonton Blizzard. The S23 Detroit Falcons, a team that I GM'd won the championship that season and the presidents trophy and boasted some all time great SHL players like Big Manius and Alex Mack among others, it was a really great roster and we had some now high profile members who were just getting their starts back then. I don't know if this was the greatest SMJHL team ever, probably not, but it was certainly a great team who could do some serious damage.

5. Written, 3 TPE: Calgary always find a way to get a competitive edge over their opponents and this coming season will be no different! In the past it has been PEP's (Performance Enhancing Parms) but they have since been banned and there's now strict testing, but Calgary has other means to gain an edge. This coming season they are introducing a special bikini section behind the opposing players bench right against the glass and also directly across from the opposing players bench in direct sight line when sitting on the bench. This will completely derail their opponents as they will have boobs on the brain and not be able to focus on hockey. Every man knows his distracting boobs are and a bunch of hot women in bikinis everytime you come off the ice is going to derail them. It's a virtual gaurantee and I would not be surprised to see Calgary go 33-0 at home next season.

21. Written / Graphic, 3 TPE: The incredibly valuable object based on the Calgary Dragons would have to be a Golden Chicken Parm! They have a rich history around the chicken parm and their arena is named The BIG Parm with a giant parm at center ice so this is an easy choice! The Golden Chicken Parm would a 6 foot chicken parm sub made of 24k gold. It would be held in the dungeon of The BIG Parm arena protected by a mechanical dragon that breaths flaming hot tomato sauce on any intruders. There would also be a mote of flaming hot tomato sauce lava and piping hot mozzarella cheese dripping from the ceiling. These elements would protect the Golden Chicken Parm and if somehow you got past these you'd then have to fight all-time SHL great Esa Anrikkanen in a cage match to the death. This is probably the safest relic of all-time and obviously the most coveted object in SHL lore and history.