Creative Prompt

Hello there Crab Camaro in Concord, NH. Sounds like you’ve found yourself in quite the “crabby” situation. I’m no expert when it comes to horseshoe crabs but I have to ask, how the heck did 60 of them manage to get inside your car in the first place? Sounds like you were pretty irresponsible leaving your car unlocked. Also how big is your nose for them to pinch it? They don’t exactly have very big or long “claws” to get you with.

To me it sounds like you asked for this situation and I’m a big proponent of “Finders Keepers” so in my mind your ‘09 Camaro now belongs to them and not you. Let it be a lesson to look after your things better.

But you are writing for help so here are two options that I can recommend. Set the car on fire. Just burn it and buy a ’23 Camaro with the insurance money. The other option is simply waiting a couple more days, horseshoe crabs can only live out of water for roughly 4 days and that’s if their gills are kept moist. Just wait them out and they will have to either vacate the car or they will suffocate. Good luck!