Creative prompt

I am going to be really honest with you, you are not taking this the wrong way. There are no crabs in your car. You are trying to steal the habitat of these crabs, they have claimed it as rightfully theirs. Crabs are a superior species in every aspect and we must treat them with the respect they deserve as such. I suggest you quickly move on from what used to be "your car". It belongs to your new crab overlord. You should start looking into a new way of transportation. Maybe try to find something that could accomodate both you and all your new friends. A huge vehicle where you can host them in the drunk but still drive around to do what you have to do, or alternatively leave them in the car and get yourself a bike which is not as accomodating for crabs. It is also better for the environment so everybody wins!