- Player Name: Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

- Position: Goalie

- Recreate or First-Gen? - Recreate

- Recreates: Who was your last player? - Artemius Nystrom

- First-Gens: How did you find the site? - not a first gen

- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers): Zerg#5382

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- How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.): 2-4, depending on the week but at least two

- Is water wet? - Short answer: semantically yes, scientifically no.

 - long answer: "wetness" is not an inherent property of any physical entity (a dry dolphin does not cease to be a dolphin), therefore, the definition of "wet" is subjective to human perception. "Wet" can be used in two different senses: an object can itself be wet, or an object can be wet to the touch. A submerged dolphin is wet in truth, but is not "wet to the touch", because to touch it your hand must also be underwater and touching the dolphin does not increase the sensation of "wetness". As water itself is the source of "wetness", it cannot itself be "wet-in-truth", but it is "wet-to-the-touch". As the word "wet" is used as semantic shorthand for both "wetness-in-truth" and "wetness-to-the-touch", the correct answer is, as the Germans would say, "Jein".

- What made you join the SHL? - curiosity, stuck around for the friens

- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible? - I don't mind being called up early, as long as HO believes I can be a useful contributor at my current TPE level and not get cratered every night.

- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like? - I'm not this deep into SHL lore lmao. @micool132 @Pingy Pingu @Keygan and @"jay2233" would all be on it though.

- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league? - no

- How do you feel about walruses? - chonky

- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional. - Artemi Panarin potting the empty net goal against the Lighting in game 4, 2019.

- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? - writing, coding, taking care of my chickens, raising my toddler

- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) - I don't have one favorite book, but I've been on a huge Dune kick recently. Herbert's prose is fantastic and his world poses questions and offers opportunities that couldn't exist in reality, but remain incredibly interesting. It's the rare scifi story that had to be a scifi story and couldn't work just as well in a real-world setting.

- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience? - good locker room

- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why? - Charizard, because he was my favorite starter when I was a kid playing fireRed.

- What video games do you play? - Not a lot these days, honestly. I live in the boonies and can't really play multiplayer games anymore, and I have other hobbies to keep me busy.

- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? - St Bernard, because it's cool