- Player Name:

Walt "Clyde" Farzier

- Position:

Right Wing


- Recreate or First-Gen?

Recreate

- Recreates: Who was your last player?

Otis B. Driftwood


- Full Discord Username (including the hashtag and numbers):

I think it's just slappydoodle but I haven't been on in a long time



- What are your general expectations of your juniors career? Are you looking for a long and successful career as a junior player, or are you hoping to be called up to the big leagues as soon as possible?


I don't need to be called up right away. I expect to build a good player for a few seasons


- If you can pick any SHL players who have ever played, what does your dream starting line up look like?

Starting goalie would be Kata Vilde. On defense, give me Otis B. Driftwood and Big Manius. My wings would be Lik' Manius and Esa Anrikanen and at center give me Slappy McDoodle. We would crush all before us and hear the lamentations of their women


- Have you ever heard about Kelowna before joining this league?

Not before I joined but I did win a Four Star Cup there once.


- How do you feel about walruses?

I think they are wondrous and beautiful creatures that enrich our world with their presence


- What is your favorite hockey memory? If you don’t have one, feel free to make up something completely fictional.


Going to see the Hartford Whalers with my dad and brothers a bunch as a child


- Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?

Having recently bought a new house I've got majorly into my lawn and gardens for really the first time in my life


- What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)


Tough question. Hard to pick just one. A few choices would be Breakfast of Champions, Ham on Rye, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings and Carter Beats the Devil. My favorite literary figure of all time is easily Spiderman


- What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?


For me personally, it's doing the podcast with my boy Bonk and the relationship with our hardcore listeners


- What’s your favorite Pokemon? Why?

I'm too old for that other than what I saw when my son was little. There's a penguin guy I always enjoyed


- What video games do you play?

NBA2K, Madden, a few Star Wars games and the Batman Arkham games


- If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?

My heritage is pretty scrambled so definitely a mutt. But mutts are the coolest dogs anyway