S68 all-unpronounceables. Was apparently beaten to the idea but my list is different.

Matiss Ozolinsh - LW
Munko Aitmukhambetov - C
Georg N'Zola - RW
Chuchichäschtli Zopf - LD
Jolngustraadaevinch DuBolk - RD
Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz - G

List of player names I can't fucking pronounce and might accidentally summon demons if read together on a goal scoring announcement