Easy! It would be a remake of Predator where we each play one of the badass mercenaries.

Naturally Robin would play the role of Dutch.

@domffl would play Dillon. *insert powerful muscular handshake here*

@Ruggsy would for sure be Blain aka the Sexual Tyrannosaurus.

@apollorion would play Billy, the ultimate bad ass tracker.

@NYR73 would play Poncho, the heavy ordinance expert.

And finally, @Zerg would play Hawkins, the comedian. Also, he dies first. Sorry Zerg.