S69 PT #2: Contract Talks
February 5th @ 11:59 PM (PST)
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Since Tiberius Kane is the leader of a massive underground-but-not-so-underground cult-but-not-so-cult, he has access to billions of dollars worth of manpower and weaponry. As such, he doesn't require much from his team. He's more interested in helping the team with a friendly contract, but not trying to get claimed or impact the contracts of his peers. But still, some of the clauses have significant monetary value. For one, he requires to be picked up from his secret great falls home in a black and red scorpion shaped car. The car must be a 2003 honda civic with customizations. Additionally, he needs corn dogs on demand at practice. I'm talking deep fryers in the bench. You need a stick? Your equipment manager has one in an instant. Likewise, if you need a corn dog, your corn dog manager has one ready at all times. Sometimes this means making dozens of corndogs that otherwise wont get eaten by Kane, so that he always has a fresh one if he skates by. A corndog can be out of the fryer no more than 2 minutes before it is too chilled. Thankfully, the rest are given to the homeless but in the least dignifying way possible as per the regulations of the great state of Montana.
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