Contract negotiations for Spam have been pretty straight forward as he is pretty easy to please. Most of his money comes from his various schemes and scams so he doesn't really ask for much in terms of a salary. He does however often ask for a few perks and favors from the team. First things first he needs to have a bag of sour patch kids ready to go in his locker for between periods in addition to a bag post game. The goal is to completely destroy his taste buds by the end of the night. Other than that he just asks the head office to help the police look the other way when certain things go missing from the guest locker room and around town. This usually comes in the form of season tickets for the sheriff who is actually a huge fan. It's really that simple.