Grzegorz Brzeszyszczykiewicz has just had his chin barely grazed by the butt end of an opponent's stick. His response is to flail backwards, dropping his stick to clutch at his chin, and fall with enough force to knock his net off its moorings. This last little bit of theatrics ensures the play is stopped even if the refs don't fall for his dive. He'll stand up, make a huge show of wincing and clutching his chin, convince every Raptors fan on the continent that he was almost murdered and every rival fan that he's a diving olympian and furthermore a buffoon. If the dive doesn't make the opposing fans rage, it wasn't enough of a dive. South American Soccer levels of diving theatrics are required. This must of course be used sparingly, since if the refs are on alert for it they may hesitate to call the play dead if he is ever actually injured, but in crucial situations like a late game seven of a playoff series against a rival, "if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying."

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