What do Marty McSorley and Brett Hull have in common? They've both taken the FATTEST of L's in crucial moments of the games that eventually would see their team cry in pain as their nemesis in the finals hoisted the cup. Specifically in McSorley's case, a penalty he took would lead Montreal to the promise land as he put his team in quite the pickle with an illegal curve. So its an obvious no brainer that you play hard and try to catch them lacking, benefit from a moment of snoozy time to get the extra man on the ice, pot the goal, take the L and bathe in eternal glory as Four Star Cup champions!

Uh, maybe got ahead of myself here, we're not in the finals... YET. So nah, we're good enough as is that we don't need to default to such strategies, we ain't wimps, WE'RE SQUIDS, WE PRIDE OURSELVES ON BEING SQUIDS AND WILL WIN AS SUCH. NO EOTTIRD'S LADS AND LADETTES, THE KRAKEN AINT TAKING NO CRAP FROM NOBODY.

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