If I were to lead a hockey school, I would teach only the most important things. For example, screening is important to learn for forwards, so we will spend a couple hours every day standing in front of goalies. We won't do anything else while standing there, as to isolate the skill. We will teach goalies how to break their goalie sticks after letting in a weak goal, so we will spend a few days a week breaking goalie sticks. Yelling at the refs is important too, so I will hire refs for the players to yell at. When the players need a break from the ice, we will stop to teach chirping. There is little more important than a player's chirping game, and these kids need to be able to stand up for themselves. Then we will teach an assortment of penalties and how to take them, including but not limited to tripping, slashing, delay of game, and hooking. With these skills, I will raise the next generation of elite hockey talent.