As we all know, the most important part of hockey and the most vital skill to have is fighting, so my school would consist of teaching children how to fight.

There would be three phases to my hockey school, and each phase would cost $500 per student. .

Phase 1:

Introductory phase. All children will be released into a pit and made to fist fight until one child remains conscious. This will show us exactly where they are at with their fighting skills, what they are good at, and what they need to improve upon. This phase will last a week, and the children will fight in this pit for all seven days of the week. The child with the most wins at the end of the week will get to go to the hospital. The rest will go back to their rooms.

Phase 2:

Building phase. It's called the building phase but it's essentially the first phase over again. Children in pit. Fight until you're knocked out or you win. Winner at the end of the phase gets to get medical treatment. This phase will last 40 weeks.

Phase 3:

Graduation. Yeah, it's called graduation, but you guessed it, it's just the first phase for another 20 weeks.