Creative Prompt - I would like to invite the youth masses to my hockey camp. I would like to introduce the inaugural summer of the Beauregard Hockey Fight Camp. Most of the kids these days have grown up soft and coddled by their parents. I welcome kids to my camp who are interested in Hockey, and instill in them the long lost art of being an actual tough guy. Most players these days just like to trash talk and then go run and hide behind the referee. After my 8 week program, not only will you improve your on ice ability, but you will improve your uppercut. No one will ever chirp you again, cause they know you'll rip their head off if you want to. We will have special guest camp coaches Larouqe Obama, Pope Coswi, and Niccolo Livius. There will be no participation trophies here. This camp will push you kids to the limit and only the strong will prosper.

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