Prompt #2

I'm not looking to get sent off to another world, especially if there is no hockey there. As much as it might be fun to teach the game to my new "friends" in another world, I haven't mastered the game in this world, not the best of the best. Yet.

Therefore if given the choice to fight Death themself before being blasted off somewhere else, I'm going to take the challenge because I feel confident I can win. There would be no cheating though, you're a fool if you think you can cheat death and before we start we make the agreement that Death cant use any unworldly powers. So as for the actual challenge we are doing everyones favourite skills competition. That's right, a shootout! We will each take turns being the shooter while the other being the goalie. Death in all their arrogance will only wear their famous robes ignoring any gear that would help them. No skates, no goalie equipment, just their scythe.

On my shot attempts I come in all elusive on my skates showcasing my agility causing Death to trip on their robes and fall giving me a wide open net to score on. For Deaths attempt, they don't know how to play hockey! They just whack the puck with their scythe and I make an easy routine save! I win and get to stay, woo!