I think Ty Murphy could beat death at a straight up stamina competition.  Just mountains for hours.  A bag skate, first to hurl loses.  Honestly its probably that level of vanity that ended up killing T Murph anyway, he's always staring at himself in mirrors.  Pretty vain for someone who hasn't really done shit in this league.  Heavy is the head that bears the "underrated" crown.  Who gives a shit about underrated players 10 years after retirement?  Homers, and that's really it.  Who is going to be talking about Jaden Schwartz or David Perron 10 years after their retirement besides blues fans of the 2019 Cup winning team?  Nobody.  So even if death wins in the cardio competition, Murphy's funeral will be a lonely day.  Maybe a neighbor or two, but what will they say?  "Ty was a bill payin son of a bitch, he always paid his bills on time".  Real touching shit man, real touching.