Opening night is going to be a demolition of the new arena! The fans have grown to like the small college stadium and they don't want a big new arena. We're going to show up with pitchforks and torches and burn this mother down! I'm going to burn the atrium down to the studs! I'm going to burn the ice until it floods! I'm even going to burn down the parking lot, we don't need parking where were going! And that's back to the college barn! I'm going to tell the owner, we don't need it! We've got everything we could ever want in our dinky little rink. The whole city will cheer and cheer that we've got something really special in Vancouver. Boy sir eee are we going to do great things in the tiny arena. We're going to win tiny awards. We're going to win tiny trophies.

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